Random Jibber Jabber Thread

so it snowed about 6 inches here today, first time we've had that much snow since 2008.

our chickens and ducks have only ever seen a dusting of snow before. they were out in the yard when it started coming down at 11 am.

normally, they put themselves to bed around sunset. but with 6 inches on the ground, they all kept getting stuck in the snow and freaking out.

so i had to go out there and gather up 7 chickens and 2 ducks who do not like to be picked up (save our special needs chicken, shitbird).

another 6 inches or so int he forecast for tomorrow, it should be good fun to watch them freak out.
 
UncleBuck said:
so it snowed about 6 inches here today, first time we've had that much snow since 2008.

our chickens and ducks have only ever seen a dusting of snow before. they were out in the yard when it started coming down at 11 am.

normally, they put themselves to bed around sunset. but with 6 inches on the ground, they all kept getting stuck in the snow and freaking out.

so i had to go out there and gather up 7 chickens and 2 ducks who do not like to be picked up (save our special needs chicken, shitbird).

another 6 inches or so int he forecast for tomorrow, it should be good fun to watch them freak out.
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So as I understand it, you have a retarded chicken named Shitbird?

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and our dog really has to go park (our command for pissing and pooping) but he refuses. he takes a few steps into the snow towards his usual spot and then decides he won't endure such torture. stares back at me with puppy dog eyes as if i can control the snow.
 
Metasynth said:
So as I understand it, you have a retarded chicken named Shitbird?

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yep. a professional breeder of silkie chicken show birds had one born with 6 toes and a very odd disposition. the breeder obviously couldn't show the bird, so my wife got her for me as a birthday present.

friendliest chicken ever. she follows both of us around the yard and loves to be petted, unlike all of our other hens and ducks. such a sweet hen.
 
Anyone herd of that crazy little woman called tiny roach ?
She got up there real quick , now ya don't see her here .
 
clint308 said:
Anyone herd of that crazy little woman called tiny roach ?
She got up there real quick , now ya don't see her here .
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I haven't been on here much since the likes have gone. She hung...........a lot.........in music section(s)?..........:) edit she had a radio show going on as well
 
yeah now she's a friggin celeb who doesn't have time for us....no..jk...she's trying to figure out what medibles are all about for her radio gig.
 
Apparently they weren't getting enough likes.

I had a dream last night that the likes were back. It was pretty cool.

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potpimp said:
Is that ascending or descending order? I picked blackberries in Georgia once and got OVER 200 chiggers on my balls!! I had/have superhuman eyesight and picked them off one at a time with a knife blade.
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I hear lady's pantyhose can assist with that issue? Some smart GA hunter who bagged two nice deer at once told me that! Possibly you know him? LOL

420God said:
Mods give up?
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No I think they got out of Tokyo when CN and I decided to tell the truth about the dismal failure of a Public Health issue LOL. It got exciting when the children decided to start claiming a medicinal chemist and physician wanted to hand out crack to pregnant females :) Nothing like the complex question fallacy, "Senator have you stopped beating your wife".

Anyway my time is soon drawing to a close. I've been requested to take a 3 year contract and supervise the building of a software suite. While another team has offered me a 3 year residency to another specialty. Either way it translates into me not being here much if I can heal.

It's up or out now. I'm done sitting it out and there is no other way. It was a wonderful interlude and I am grateful for it. I've met a lot of interesting people and gained insight into the world of medicinal Marihuana. But I always knew the school bell would ring and I'd have to go back. So this year will heat up for me one way or another. My time will be diminishing. It's important to remember we are all on someone else's time schedule.
 
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