The UK Growers Thread!

IC3M4L3

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ahh who guves a fuk,, no such thing as uk now anwyays it moe uk/eu/pakistan/poland/werever the fuk else/ who gives a nigger fuk fuk fukity fuk


2 weeks no pregabs GO-ON!!! thats that done. NEXT!
(did feel like shit tho)

just had to cringe and hit the order button on a apple pad for my daughters 4th birthday, says she dont like the andorid ones SHE 4!!! fuksake apples expensive shit
 

exodus0408

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Lmao you lads crack me up lol fuckin drugs are drugs and there will always be somethin to write about in the papers about em its wot makes the cunts sell!! If every1 believed that the softer drugs led to the hardet drugs there would be a whole load of fucked up peeps now haha I know all of you smoke weed and fair plays to ya but it neva really agreed with me and id smoke it jist for the sake of smokin it lol I could say it led me on to pills coke crack but it neva and tbh if I neva smoked weed I woukd of still took the other drugs which I did! If you ve an addictive personality then these harder drugs will and can fuck u up big in ya life me I can touch any drug out there and leave it after 1 hit if I aint in the mood for it if im in the mood then ill av as much as I olease its folk with no will power that get fucked uo on stuff and yh the way yr life is headin doe av an effectvon it but ya cant just blame it on that its the person you are that kills ya!! Ive been brought up round drugs all me life watched me dad smoke crack while he was ment to be takin us to the pub lol not funny I know but I believe that it had no bearin on my life same as me mother and billy/base it had no effect on me wear as it could av on others!!
 

R3l@X

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they jus do properly what u micks fuk up cos ur always pissed and bitch fighting
THEIR THE EXACT SAME! N nothing lasts forever bud, if you want whatever it is fixed again ill do it for you ;) ill give mates rates but do U mind if I park my caravan outside your house for a little?
 

R3l@X

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Lmao you lads crack me up lol fuckin drugs are drugs and there will always be somethin to write about in the papers about em its wot makes the cunts sell!! If every1 believed that the softer drugs led to the hardet drugs there would be a whole load of fucked up peeps now haha I know all of you smoke weed and fair plays to ya but it neva really agreed with me and id smoke it jist for the sake of smokin it lol I could say it led me on to pills coke crack but it neva and tbh if I neva smoked weed I woukd of still took the other drugs which I did! If you ve an addictive personality then these harder drugs will and can fuck u up big in ya life me I can touch any drug out there and leave it after 1 hit if I aint in the mood for it if im in the mood then ill av as much as I olease its folk with no will power that get fucked uo on stuff and yh the way yr life is headin doe av an effectvon it but ya cant just blame it on that its the person you are that kills ya!! Ive been brought up round drugs all me life watched me dad smoke crack while he was ment to be takin us to the pub lol not funny I know but I believe that it had no bearin on my life same as me mother and billy/base it had no effect on me wear as it could av on others!!
...wait a minute, did you just say you don't like smoking pot?
 

shawnybizzle

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yeah mate sorting shit with council n joke shop n running lil un to school n back n then got into a row with a couple of mouthy coppers in the supermarket, gave then a dressing down in the middle of the store n they fucked off with their tails between their legs wiv half the store giving it the normal "haha you wankers you got told/piggy got a smacked arse" etc etc etc
Joke shop u been buying fart spray lolol. Remember that stuff ooohhh it fookin reeked man..Yeh everyone loves to see a copper get told off..were they on a power trip.or something they live the power round this way especially picking on the youngsters who walk the streets fookin bully bastards
 

exodus0408

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ahh who guves a fuk,, no such thing as uk now anwyays it moe uk/eu/pakistan/poland/werever the fuk else/ who gives a nigger fuk fuk fukity fuk


2 weeks no pregabs GO-ON!!! thats that done. NEXT!
(did feel like shit tho)

just had to cringe and hit the order button on a apple pad for my daughters 4th birthday, says she dont like the andorid ones SHE 4!!! fuksake apples expensive shit
As bad as fuckin me misses ya saft cunt the littlen had the ipad aur for crimbo at nearly £500 he had the cunt 2 wks and the screen was smashed lol thank fuck for house insurance lol had to fetch him a new1 tonight from currys as the cunts gave us the money on 1 of there cards fuck knows why! I fuckin hate the place its always rammed lol sayin that ive seen me next tv its a 65inch sony 4k bollox got the speaker set to the side looks the bollox tbf £4299 and thats with extras threw in so not bad considering
 

exodus0408

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...wait a minute, did you just say you don't like smoking pot?
Na lad it does nt do owt for me but bein a lazy bum haha give me a bone or a few lines and yr talkin the only habit I had wen I was younger was pills but even then I could go without lol
 

shawnybizzle

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Ahhhh thank fuck for that hes gone lol....Yeh ice we got 2 boys and a little miss as you know and she costs more than the 2 lads put together lmao and now she ain't far off becoming a little woman I'm fucking dreading it man worst thing been boyfriends followed by her and me Mrs fighting hahaha
 

zeddd

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saw a doc once with a couple of chancers doin bodge work an getting paid to fuk off the site,,,they was pasterin a ceiling with yard broom ...funny as fuk unless its your gaff, the gaffer would turn up and pay em off tha cunts, slop everywhere
 

IC3M4L3

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As bad as fuckin me misses ya saft cunt the littlen had the ipad aur for crimbo at nearly £500 he had the cunt 2 wks and the screen was smashed lol thank fuck for house insurance lol had to fetch him a new1 tonight from currys as the cunts gave us the money on 1 of there cards fuck knows why! I fuckin hate the place its always rammed lol sayin that ive seen me next tv its a 65inch sony 4k bollox got the speaker set to the side looks the bollox tbf £4299 and thats with extras threw in so not bad considering

i been looking at same 4k tv, thers gunna be a pre 2k 70" sony out by mid yr, id wait man, but the one your on about was 7k 5 months ago, beasts aint they,lol

so wat was teh excess like 150? betet rthanbuying the new pad, ive fixed LOOOADS with smashed screens getting my kid a childproof hardcase for it, seems solid and at 32 qwid it wants to be
 

Saerimmner

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Joke shop u been buying fart spray lolol. Remember that stuff ooohhh it fookin reeked man..Yeh everyone loves to see a copper get told off..were they on a power trip.or something they live the power round this way especially picking on the youngsters who walk the streets fookin bully bastards
Jokeshop = Job centre

Yes mate, was having a chat with the store manager and 1 of the staff an they just come over butted into the conversation.
Started spouting bollocks about if i keep on swearing whilst talking to my mates they were gonna nick me blah blah blah, put on my posh accent n gave em a dressing down for interrupting another persons conversation at about 100db, told them that on private property(supermarket property) I will do and talk as I please especially since I am there at the personal invite of the store manager and that on private property unless a breach of the peace has been committed they have no right/place even talking to me without invite.
Also that they, as member of the public in fancy dress costumes( uniforms) bothering strangers in a supermarket could be construed as a breach of the peace and could cause offence or distress other member of the public and if they continued I would call the Police to deal with this.
I then took pictures of both their faces and shoulder numbers, asked for their details( police station/shoulder numbers n surnames and also who their shift inspector was) and reminded them they are obliged to provide me with such which they did begrudgingly and told them that I would not be so crass as to go and report them, instead that my father would take the matter up with their divisional commander when they saw each other at their next meeting at"The lodge" at the weekend which caused a bit of colour to drain from their faces.
Store manager then revoked their permission to enter the store and asked them to leave before he called the Police to escort them from the property if they did not comply and reminded them that whole incident was on CCTV since we were standing next to cash office entrance lmao
 

Saerimmner

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As bad as fuckin me misses ya saft cunt the littlen had the ipad aur for crimbo at nearly £500 he had the cunt 2 wks and the screen was smashed lol thank fuck for house insurance lol had to fetch him a new1 tonight from currys as the cunts gave us the money on 1 of there cards fuck knows why! I fuckin hate the place its always rammed lol sayin that ive seen me next tv its a 65inch sony 4k bollox got the speaker set to the side looks the bollox tbf £4299 and thats with extras threw in so not bad considering
Give it 6 months an they will be down to less than £2k lmao, never understood people overspending on shite like that, only reason I can see is "keeping up with the Jones`" lol
 

exodus0408

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i been looking at same 4k tv, thers gunna be a pre 2k 70" sony out by mid yr, id wait man, but the one your on about was 7k 5 months ago, beasts aint they,lol

so wat was teh excess like 150? betet rthanbuying the new pad, ive fixed LOOOADS with smashed screens getting my kid a childproof hardcase for it, seems solid and at 32 qwid it wants to be
Excess lol fuck all mate the misses pays 3cpound odd a wk with rent and that covers everythin in the house no excess to be paid ya mad fucker lol fuck i brought a samsung s3 off ebay for £220 and the misses smashed the screen sent it to em with proof of purchase and how much I paid for it and they gave me £460 back lmfao fuck knows how it works lol saft cunts
 

exodus0408

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Give it 6 months an they will be down to less than £2k lmao, never understood people overspending on shite like that, only reason I can see is "keeping up with the Jones`" lol
I like to see it as spendin wot ive earned mate fuck id hate to be the richist man in the cemetry lmao
 
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