The Rat is back !

Singlemalt said:
".......lace everywhere with poison" fuckin' poetry I tell ya
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Wait this is a lost ship? Can't we crew it and own it, salvage etc.... we can turn pirate, where's GWN? Hey GWN if we catch it and get shrxy to kill all the rats can we turn pirate and sail the tropical waters.

Maybe UBD and a few others would like to go. We could do it based on pirate radio except we'll need sufficient maintenance as I have zero interest in swimming. Oh and if we can do this I call shotgun!
 
curious2garden said:
Wait this is a lost ship? Can't we crew it and own it, salvage etc.... we can turn pirate, where's GWN? Hey GWN if we catch it and get shrxy to kill all the rats can we turn pirate and sail the tropical waters.

Maybe UBD and a few others would like to go. We could do it based on pirate radio except we'll need sufficient maintenance as I have zero interest in swimming. Oh and if we can do this I call shotgun!
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Oh yeah, its a real ship lost and adrift in the Atlantic. Its classic C movie.....Old Russian liner abandoned in Canada, brewing breeder stock wharf and norway rats for 2 yrs, then gonna be hauled to Dominican Republic for salvage; the rope breaks and they lose it....adrift for close to a year. This is fucking great! A Belgian salvager named Pim de Rhoodes (played by Claude Rains), an ole Pim has gotta be 1st on board. Now what if a fat Russian vacationer was smuggling radioactives out and its hidden on the ship....see where I'm going here? huh, huh?
 
Look at it in wonderment: these hybrid wharf X norway easily up to F3 by now and months ago ate all the regular food, then had to graduate to the Russian ship's sewer and latrines....hybrid vigor,now ya got A monster strain of large shithouse rats (see the Russian hid the isotopes in the latrine).......what do ya get? Giant mutant shithouse rats!
 
B movie material for sure , its up for grabs, the problem would be meeting all the salvage and environmental law and it probably needs a kazillion dollars in repairs just to keep it afloat and moving.
Wonder how many insurance companys ate it on this ship over the years.




Singlemalt said:
Look at it in wonderment: these hybrid wharf X norway easily up to F3 by now and months ago ate all the regular food, then had to graduate to the Russian ship's sewer and latrines....hybrid vigor,now ya got A monster strain of large shithouse rats (see the Russian hid the isotopes in the latrine).......what do ya get? Giant mutant shithouse rats!
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No, we'll be an indie documentary ...we just follow ole Pim around and film everything, we draw up the contracts so we pay for nothing. Its in the editing. Sequel 2 will have an escapee mutant rat get to OZ and breed with Clint's rat with all those exotic and unique Aussie selective pressure genetics. Desert immune, ................wow. We could get at least 3 sequels
 
Nutes and Nugs said:
Back in the early 80's a Bayer pharmaceutical plant in the next town was working on grain enhancements for bigger cows.
It was rumored rats got into some of the feed and were the size of dogs over the years.
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It's worse than you think. They now have dogs the size of rats.

<edit> Poo on me for not reading the whole rat pirate ship subtheme. We have a way to go before we've bred'em up to winged monkey status. Fly, my pretties, ffllyyy!
 
cannabineer said:
It's worse than you think. They now have dogs the size of rats.

<edit> Poo on me for not reading the whole rat pirate ship subtheme. We have a way to go before we've bred'em up to winged monkey status. Fly, my pretties, ffllyyy!
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Those little Chiwawas are the funnest things.
 
Singlemalt said:
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/ghost-ship-cannibal-rats-are-swarming-over-twitterverse-2D11985346

Clint thank all thats holy you aren't on the west British coastline
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WTF... Your telling me there are massive ships floating all the f*&K around the globe that are free for the taking? If they are abandoned in International waters can't you just own that ship? I remember someone on this forum talking about buying a boat for a grow operation in international waters, well here ya go!


Plus it has it's own ecosystem! The rats have babies which the other rats eat, the surviving rats eat their parents, and the cycle restarts. Inbred cannibalistic rats.
 
Yes....... Ships will be towed.... They get caught in a storm, lose the line..... See yah! *waves buh-bye* a river of dirty cheese!

30-50 foot waves.... Forgetaboutit
 
The final scene, Clint VS THe Rat.
(just on land)

[video=youtube;eLTlfljynV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLTlfljynV4[/video]

LOL
 
Singlemalt said:
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/ghost-ship-cannibal-rats-are-swarming-over-twitterverse-2D11985346

Clint thank all thats holy you aren't on the west British coastline
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I saw that in the papper yeterday , freaky

shrxhky420 said:
Clint... dude you are killing me... how much did you spend on that trap???
I'm telling you, as a friend, you're pissing me off...!
snap trap and peanut butter, my friend.

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trust me it's what I do
SH420
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Thanx bro , I will be going there if this trap fails , it has been set off twice now but no rat .
He must of jumped on top of it and set the trigger off .

cannabineer said:
It's worse than you think. They now have dogs the size of rats.

<edit> Poo on me for not reading the whole rat pirate ship subtheme. We have a way to go before we've bred'em up to winged monkey status. Fly, my pretties, ffllyyy!
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Hahahahahahya
 
I think i still have an old hawiian sling 4 prong spear .
Nah your right a harpoon , I'll just call Japan
I called Japan , they said they had none spare at the moment so sorry !
 
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