gR33nDav3l0l
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I knew a d00d that like cocaine a lot, but couldn't afford the right stuff, so he ended up getting a bunch of cheap shit throughout the years, to the point of passing several kidney stones. Muthafukkka's a laugh
went through the worst pain ever lastnight.
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clownfreak9000
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Wait what so its going to get worse if it is!?!? The er dr gave me a chem cocktail and it made my insides numb for the time bieng and i have to go to my dr appt..
I am nervous just knowing it might be a stone ....anyway to speed things up if it is?
I can't even eat
I am nervous just knowing it might be a stone ....anyway to speed things up if it is?
I can't even eat
clownfreak9000
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think ill get ketamine iv heard it will make you totally numb. for a short time if u smoke it
BarnBuster
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your ass should be in the ER by now
minnesmoker
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Inaccurate comparison (and a disingenuous argument.)
A females vagina has evolved to stretch, allowing for birthing.
The male's genitalia has evolved to stretch enough to allow a thick load to pass through.
A large kidney stone (unlike a baby's head) is jagged, and (like a baby's head) can cause ripping. A large kidney stone is also, generally, larger than man has evolved to adequately (even "uncomfortably") accommodate.
And, most guys are smart enough to know that you can get a C-Section.
EDIT: My mom tried that "I was in labor for 8 hours with you!" shit on me, when I was about 10. I asked her "Why didn't you just get a c-section? You can't get mad at ME because you didn't want a C-Section!"
hempyninja309
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Bite down on a fairly good sized stick and sever the afflicted limb and cauterize the wound.
mine were delivered normally and while our anatomy may accommodate an 8-pounder it doesn't come easy..tell me..isn't that true that men CAN accommodate large items..light bulbs, fists or are all ER stories just urban legend?Inaccurate comparison (and a disingenuous argument.)
A females vagina has evolved to stretch, allowing for birthing.
The male's genitalia has evolved to stretch enough to allow a thick load to pass through.
A large kidney stone (unlike a baby's head) is jagged, and (like a baby's head) can cause ripping. A large kidney stone is also, generally, larger than man has evolved to adequately (even "uncomfortably") accommodate.
And, most guys are smart enough to know that you can get a C-Section.
EDIT: My mom tried that "I was in labor for 8 hours with you!" shit on me, when I was about 10. I asked her "Why didn't you just get a c-section? You can't get mad at ME because you didn't want a C-Section!"
what is that?
minnesmoker
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Lead was once used as a seasoning. And, rumor has it that it's quite good. Doesn't make it a good idea! I dunno' what COULD be fit up a urethra, and I'll never explore it as a field of interest.
And, yer own fault, you coulda' had a C-Section.
tiny roach
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This actually sounds ( not to be gross ) intestinal.
Diverticulitiis can hit anyone, any age, and is really hard to diagnose. Usually if you hit tje E R , in pain, they guess kidney stones, and morphine you up.
Then a lotta tests, and X rays ensue, and they either find a problem , or say " intestinal " , and send youon your way, with a pain med 'script .
BUT........best to have it checked, insread of waiting too long, just in case. Hope you are ok , dude............best of luck , with this............tiny
A song for "pain"..............
[video=youtube;Ud4HuAzHEUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc[/video]
Diverticulitiis can hit anyone, any age, and is really hard to diagnose. Usually if you hit tje E R , in pain, they guess kidney stones, and morphine you up.
Then a lotta tests, and X rays ensue, and they either find a problem , or say " intestinal " , and send youon your way, with a pain med 'script .
BUT........best to have it checked, insread of waiting too long, just in case. Hope you are ok , dude............best of luck , with this............tiny
A song for "pain"..............
[video=youtube;Ud4HuAzHEUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc[/video]
AimAim
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Yeah, but kidney stones don't just roll down the Fallopian tube, slide down through the uterus, drop into the fun canal and just shoot out bouncing off the wall. They form in the kidneys and are expelled just as men's k-stones are are, through the ureter to the bladder (worst part) and then hopefully to the out of doors.
And yeah Schuylarr us guy's got it pretty easy, I will admit. Vaginas look like very high maintenance items. I do good myself to shave once every 5 days. Plus you don't get the handy little hose thing and you girls have to bare your ass to the world every time you need to tinkle outside.
mysunnyboy
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+rep for that one AW
hempyninja309
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It's an animal tranquilizer ravers and hippies use recreationally.
mysunnyboy
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i've had kidney stones (2 times) and had my appendix rupture last year, both veeeeeeeeeeeeery painful, go to the er. google image kidney stone and you'll see why it's so painful. good luck chuck
BygonEra
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Nope, not appendicitis... caffeine withdrawal? You'd be the biggest pussy in the world if that's what the cause is haha. Kidney stones are pretty recognizable. Look up a picture of Renal Colic and see if that's where your pain is... it'll be incredibly intense and come in waves. I've never had them but my sister gets them all the time... they're rough. Supposedly worse pain than childbirth.
My guess is you have an intestinal blockage. When I was a kid I had some shit like that happen, idk exactly what, but it was more painful than breaking my rib and breaking my arm combined. Drink some castor oil and see if that works... haha.. seriously tho..
oldtimer54
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I had a crazy girlfriend once who poisoned me with arsenic........the symptoms you describe sound remarkably similar to those I had you should seek medical attention at once....... R.I.P. I mean GOOD LUCK DUDE.