2017 and shit is even worse. The dispo weed is absolute garbage across the board. Soaked in sugar, most of it. Zero oil content. Full of chemicals and mold sprays.
Brix+ bud, mmm boy! Lactose bud, yum! Haybale nuggets soaked in Sweet Shitrus Buttcandy and Floranalnectar, yeehaw! Cutting Edge Sour Dee is my favorite AZ strain! But I also like Protek Blueberry Final Flush. Great genetics! Them Blueberry Flushmuffins!
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Dispensaries every 24 miles. How convenient! Lowest prices are 175 for weaker-than-brick premie Neemie buds? Alright! Go AZ!
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Flavor? What's that! Weed doesn't have flavor! Just dump essential oils in your res! And more sugar for extra sugarfrost and sugar weight! It looks like 30%thc to me with all that sugar trich, just put 35%on the label, will sell like hot cakes! Lying is just business man!
Just don't let the idiot customers find a freakin seed in an ounce, they will throw a fit over a fuckin seed, while smoking sugar drenched dark green nitro premie bagseed bud! If it's too dark from the nitrates, just use more sugar water to turn it white and frosty! And put it on the top shelf, that sugar crust from the sugar water i soaked into the roots is definitely some trichomes that showed up 2 hours later! Yeah that fuckin molasses fertilizer man it makes your buds so sticky like molasses! What a coincidence, let's all flush with molasses! So healthy smoking them syrup soaked buds, part of a balanced breakfast. Tony the Tiger approved frosted flake bud!
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Yeah fuck you Az dispensaries! Fuck you stupid ass hourly wage retailer-growers, working the grow room and the cash register at the same time, hahaha, bunch of Brix+ using crooked CLOWNS! Telling customers that Neem soaked bud is "skunky" bud. These dispensary clowns have lost it! They never had it! I can't imagine how bad street brick in AZZ must be if this dirty sugar pesticide premie bagseed shit is supposed to be an improvement. Even the smokable stuff, if you can ever find it, barely matches the reggie I smoked in the no mmj backwoods bible belt stick states I've lived in. More potent from a dispo, but who gives a fuck. The high is ruined. Bitter Weed Face is an instant buzz kill. Seems everyone forgot how easy it is to change the buzz. Just smelling the shit makes you mad. Chlorophyll or Sugaree dugaree doodoo buds.
Paying 17 dollars for something that taste like an average brick from Mexico.. Super reggie! Wish there was more of the smokable super reggie in dispos, so my mailman could stop being my weed dealer! But Id rather pay 80/oz for great tasting average reggie with a great buzz, or 200 for potent Cali mids that taste amazing , than paying 350 for strong reggie with the same or weaker buzz! Trumids! Super reggie OGs, but oh boy do they use the fake terp shit on their REGGIE Sativas. Chemdawg my asshole! Green Crack my brown crack! Sunset Sorbet al la Terpinator spa soak!
And they pay off the DHS to stay off there backs. Cant sell food over Facebook, but make some mold and chemical Infused weed brownies in your bathtub for the dispensaries, no problem! Health inspector, what's that!