My awesome and totally unrealistic pot growing fantasy.

[minnesmoker]

Woah there, slow down. Like your enthusiasm but what's your experience on the seven seas? How many times have you watched pirates of the Caribbean?

Can't just let any riff raff sign up as well you know. This is thel RIU navy after all, gotta be standards

I've highjacked a few threads in my day! (And, I have sailed to Jamaica, when I was younger with friends from Florida.)

 

[NorthofEngland]

In the 1940's Bugsy Siegel arranged casino ships 3 miles off the coast of California, to escape the laws prohibiting gambling.
The authorities changed the rules to 12 miles off the coast - so Bugsy moored his casino ship 12 miles out....
They eventually stopped him so he turned his attention Nevada and did much to start Las Vegas.

If this Captain Cultivators Cruise Ship is finally stopped it could lead to a small group of entrepreneurs inventing Amsterdam....?

 

[TheBeardedStoner]

I couldn't do it, I like my feet on dry land.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I've highjacked a few threads in my day! (And, I have sailed to Jamaica, when I was younger with friends from Florida.)

Shit, you beat my ibizan booze cruise and drunken pedalo experience. Looks like you've just been promoted to first mate.

Wonder where captain baldrick is? Want to here more on his altcoin ideas and how he intends to stop fin muscling in.

 

[cannabineer]

I couldn't do it, I like my feet on dry land.

With the right grow, we could precisely counteract that seasick swaying ... aboard the THC High Seas ...

*Traveling Hydroponic Community

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Would riu members crew it? Don't know how that shit would go down. Prob a mutiny within 2months, scurvy within 4. Could see it being like a floating lord of the flies.

Of course. Except maybe the nuclear power plants, might wanna keep some squids around for those. (future thread on THC High Seas: who let the reactor vessel run dry again????) whatever, if the Sovs could handle it, we can.

Scurvy, with all those Sour Patch Kids? Never.

With the right grow, we could precisely counteract that seasick swaying ... aboard the THC High Seas ...

*Traveling Hydroponic Community

Like the name. And back me up here CN, in order to achieve perfect 12/12, we couldn't just park on the Equator, could we? With our elliptical orbit? Either way, I think that restricting ourselves to flowering on deck would be hard. Using the deck for veg would allow us to visit more diverse ports of call.

RO water. Never a problem thanks to the nuke plants.

Enterprise didn't have large guns - some missiles but the government would probably keep them.. Probably adequate for pirates but we will need escorts of all types.

just now realizing that this is sounding like the raft from Snow Crash all the way down to the Enterprise.

I wonder if Kim Dotcom has any money left? Sounds like a possible synergy.

The Big E may be gone, but the FSU still has some pretty good hulls available. If it was good enough for L. Ron....

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Haha, riu sponsored handouts of sour patch kids to combat scurvy. This might just be workable.

Thank fuck the captain's back to sort these matters out.

 

[TheBeardedStoner]

With the right grow, we could precisely counteract that seasick swaying ... aboard the THC High Seas ...

*Traveling Hydroponic Community

Not a matter of seasickness, more a matter of me loving the seclusion in the mountains.

 

[farmasensist]

If the gov keeps the guns, we can get the mcgyver smokers to rig up some flame throwers and 50 gallon molotovs. Then turn the life boats into giant bongs.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Or.... Maybe we shouldn't concentrate on production of consumables but instead made it a huge repository of strains. We could concentrate on breeding and seed production instead. Naval vessels have excellent compartmentalization to prevent pollen leakage. The whole place could be a massive breeding platform.

We could circle the Earth occasionally stopping to hunt down rare land races breeding all the way. We could also hug the coastlines of fertile weed growing territories and either shoot missiles (Multiple Seed Re-Entry Vehicles) or operate a fleet of drones to sew millions of square miles of land with potent weed. I think this would be less likely to get a hostile reaction than selling tons of weed.

Hey, if those guys from whale wars can get big money backers......

Either way, what do you figure the market for stoner fiction is?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

We could circle the Earth occasionally stopping to hunt down rare land races breeding all the way.

And we should get some marijuana seeds too.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

The sweat on First Mate Sunni's toned thighs glistened in the harsh HID light of the mother room. She knew this is where she belonged - put she also knew that the CIA introduced super-mite must be stopped before it reached this deck. "what a terrible time for pirates to attack" she muttered as her breasts swayed in time with the gentle swell.

 

[cannabineer]

Of course. Except maybe the nuclear power plants, might wanna keep some squids around for those. (future thread on THC High Seas: who let the reactor vessel run dry again????) whatever, if the Sovs could handle it, we can.

Scurvy, with all those Sour Patch Kids? Never.



Like the name. And back me up here CN, in order to achieve perfect 12/12, we couldn't just park on the Equator, could we? With our elliptical orbit? Either way, I think that restricting ourselves to flowering on deck would be hard. Using the deck for veg would allow us to visit more diverse ports of call.

RO water. Never a problem thanks to the nuke plants.

Enterprise didn't have large guns - some missiles but the government would probably keep them.. Probably adequate for pirates but we will need escorts of all types.

just now realizing that this is sounding like the raft from Snow Crash all the way down to the Enterprise.

I wonder if Kim Dotcom has any money left? Sounds like a possible synergy.

The Big E may be gone, but the FSU still has some pretty good hulls available. If it was good enough for L. Ron....

The Equator is good, and so long as we get the rains we can grow some serious Sativas. As for the Stephenson reference, we will have Reason on our side. Artoo with a rage boner!

 

[BarnBuster]

Since you're in a buying mood, get the Iowa as well to repel borders.

 

[OddBall1st]

Nothing will grow on that deck out at sea.

Iowa`s missing a shaft, she aint going anywhere !i

 

[BarnBuster]

Nothing will grow on that deck out at sea.

Iowa`s missing a shaft, she aint going anywhere !i

ooops, my bad, and here I thought the plan was coming together!

 

[OddBall1st]

Already been thought of !i

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Already been thought of !i

Shit, really! There's a converted aircraft carrier filled with weed, manned by an assortment of unqualified members of an online community.

 

[OddBall1st]

Sort of.........

 

[Greengasm]

Either way, what do you figure the market for stoner fiction is?

There's a million wads of paper and ink out there that isn't worth shit but still sold tens of thousands of copies. Get your arse in writing gear and it'll be plain sailing from there!