Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
Step 1. Buy the USS Enterprise from the gub'mint as surplus.
Step 2. Declare it a sovereign entity
Step 3. Grow weed on the flight deck and in the hangars while cruising the world.
Not going to happen for a number of good reasons, the least of which is that she's currently being scrapped. The Enterprise was the first nuclear aircraft carrier. Think about it. Millions of square feet of deck and hangar space for growing. A mobile platform that has unlimited electricity, accommodations for several thousand. No mites.
I figure that we could use the flight deck for veg and the hangars for flowering, moving plants back and forth using those awesome hydraulic elevators. Or we could reverse it and use the geographic proximity of the ship to achieve 12/12. (steaming in a big figure eight one year long).
We can all live there and grow. Cruising the seven seas occasionally stopping near land in order to sell our goods to the locals. The official currency will of course be Coinye Wests - it will ensure that Kanye will not be be of the many musical acts that will be clamoring to play on our fine, fine ship. In fact, I think we'll have no problem attracting talent of any type.
I figure we can set up some sort of hotel so we can provide shelter for the huddled masses yearning to smoke freely. I am a bit concerned that it would end up looking like a parking lot at a Grateful Dead show. Perhaps we can do it up like one of those big musical festivals with several cultural areas.
It needs a name. One that conveys the proper tone. OSS (our stoned ship)........?
There must be an oil rig somewhere.....
Step 2. Declare it a sovereign entity
Step 3. Grow weed on the flight deck and in the hangars while cruising the world.
Not going to happen for a number of good reasons, the least of which is that she's currently being scrapped. The Enterprise was the first nuclear aircraft carrier. Think about it. Millions of square feet of deck and hangar space for growing. A mobile platform that has unlimited electricity, accommodations for several thousand. No mites.
I figure that we could use the flight deck for veg and the hangars for flowering, moving plants back and forth using those awesome hydraulic elevators. Or we could reverse it and use the geographic proximity of the ship to achieve 12/12. (steaming in a big figure eight one year long).
We can all live there and grow. Cruising the seven seas occasionally stopping near land in order to sell our goods to the locals. The official currency will of course be Coinye Wests - it will ensure that Kanye will not be be of the many musical acts that will be clamoring to play on our fine, fine ship. In fact, I think we'll have no problem attracting talent of any type.
I figure we can set up some sort of hotel so we can provide shelter for the huddled masses yearning to smoke freely. I am a bit concerned that it would end up looking like a parking lot at a Grateful Dead show. Perhaps we can do it up like one of those big musical festivals with several cultural areas.
It needs a name. One that conveys the proper tone. OSS (our stoned ship)........?
There must be an oil rig somewhere.....
