You know you're high when...

jjf1978

jjf1978

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...while doing laundry you throw the quarters in with the laundry and try to pay with the dryer sheet...
 
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bam bam

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When you say "I want to drink your milk" in spanish to the tall blonde white girl in your history class.

:hump:
 
ijustgrowGREEN

ijustgrowGREEN

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when you watch t.v. for 2 hours and then realize that you never actually turned the t.v. on and have been staring at a blank screen for 2 hours.... lol
 
strangerdude562

strangerdude562

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Nubiansmoker said:
you make a cup of tea and find it in the same place you left it 45 minutes or so beforehand.
lol.


I enjoy having my hippy breakfast "tea and a joint", but sometimes I make a tea, forget about it and just smoke the joint:shock::lol::eyesmoke::eyesmoke:
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I doubt you can top this, last week I was so high when I was doing my Monday laundry. SO my laundry room has a trash can that is the only one in the house so you can imagine how much nasty shit's in there. So my high ass walks into the laundry room and dumps all my clothes in the trash can thinking it's the washing machine, I remembered about my clothes a few hours later when I put something in the trash.
 
PVS

PVS

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i know i'm high when i keep getting up and going into the next room and forget what the fuck i was doing. go back, sit down, then i remember "oh yeah! shit" get back up, go in the other room, forget again.
 
duke23

duke23

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They give you your food at the drive in and i say thanks then i take off without getting my drink! Shit has happen a few times now while blazin on the widow!
 
PVS

PVS

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duke23 said:
They give you your food at the drive in and i say thanks then i take off without getting my drink! Shit has happen a few times now while blazin on the widow!
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...and then you run over the little girl with the training wheels?
 
Nubiansmoker

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strangerdude562 said:
I doubt you can top this, last week I was so high when I was doing my Monday laundry. SO my laundry room has a trash can that is the only one in the house so you can imagine how much nasty shit's in there. So my high ass walks into the laundry room and dumps all my clothes in the trash can thinking it's the washing machine, I remembered about my clothes a few hours later when I put something in the trash.
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Oh man! That is pretty shitty..lol...but a bit funny from my view. I mean that in the nicest way. I promise;)
 
Megax29

Megax29

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when while you are driving done the street and you think you have forgotton your keys so you turn back to get them
 
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