Yo Mama So...

NevaSmokedOut

NevaSmokedOut

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yo mama so old, she helped moses write the ten commandments

yo mama so dumb, she traded her car for gas money

yo mama so fat, when she gets on a weight scale it says "one at a time".

anyone else got some.
 
JoNny Pot sMokeR

JoNny Pot sMokeR

Active Member
ya mama pussy so stank they ate that shit on Fear Factor,
ya moma so fat she uses two gray hound busses for roler blades,
ya moma so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street, i said what you doing she replied "im movin"
ya mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home,
ya mama house so small her welcome mat just says "WEL"
 
Richie LxP

Richie LxP

Well-Known Member
You momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil

You momma so fat she needs planning permission so sunbath
 
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Phaze

Member
I can't believe this is my first post post...

But...

Your momma is so funky, she only has 2 teeth... and they in her pocket!
Your momma is so scruffy her beard goes all the way down to her balls!

:)
 
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guest420

Well-Known Member
here some of my favs:

your mom so fat she fills up the bathtub then turns on the water
your mom is so fat her picture fell off of the wall
your moms house is so dirty you wipe your feet to go outside
 
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ThePotking

Active Member
this one is quite bad , your maMA so old she has a kickstart vibe, your mama so old she was in jesuses year book, yo mama so old she was here when god said let there be llight
 
meezy4tw

meezy4tw

Active Member
Your momma is SO fat, she got herself a job in the back of denny's sweating butter and syrup, while she wipes pancakes accross her forehead.
Your mom is SO hairy, Shes got afro's on her nipples.
Your mom is SO fat, when I had sex with her I had to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot first.
Your mom is SO ugly, when she cries, the tears run to the back of her head.
Your mom is SO stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
I'll leave some more when I think of them. lol
 
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jfa916

New Member
your momas teth are so yellow the oastor said let there be light and your mom opened her mouth i think thats how it goes dont remeber im blazed
 
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