worst blow job ever

jamaicanbubbler420

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so this girl iv been seeing for a few months now comes over and we have a few drinks with the room mates,

then we are messing around in bed and shes blowing me . i look down when she pulled up and she puked all over my lap.


she said im so sorry.

i grabed my bong . 2 beers out of the fridge and went and showerd .

when i was done the shower i downed the beers and hit a huge bowl.

when i got back to my room i said ok now its alot less worse


she has made it up to me sence then ... but that was some fucked up shit
 

PurfectStorm

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bahahaha some girl at my old high school did that in the back of dudes mustang. needless to be said her new nickname was K-BOP. Which is her 1st initial plus (BARFS ON PENIS)...needless to say...it stuck lol.

On a side note tho...if any got on your p-hole...how bad did it burn?

:peace:out.
PurfectStorm
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Wow that's fucked up... anyways I still don't think that's the worst blowjob ever, there was a girl where I from that we called 'Cheese grater' I think you know what that means.
 

PurfectStorm

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Wow that's fucked up... anyways I still don't think that's the worst blowjob ever, there was a girl where I from that we called 'Cheese grater' I think you know what that means.
Bahaha that might be worse...but the woman that gives the worst blowjobs of them all....

Lorena Bobbit

hahaha.
 

jamaicanbubbler420

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hahaha that sucks man . i girl i know . my buddy was doing anal for the first time with her in HS ... he pulled out and she farted and shit on him
 
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