Not what your mom said about my red wood forest of mothers, ladies are 7- 10 ft tall rn one in its 7 month life (including all the topping done) hit 17ft, half inch nodes all the way up 6-7 ft limbs. It doesn’t have a stalk anymore, they turned into tree trunks. They don’t produce marijuana they product marijuana plants. *burn*
I ordered an electric chainsaw (because I live in a city and a gas one might raise suspicion) a machete, and a Samurai sword because I always wanted one but never could justify buying one till I noticed my plants morphing into trees.
Peasant? Ha, deez nuts
Now what is wrong with the outos,
peasant.