What's your Funniest moment in an altered state of consciousness?

Nutty sKunK

Nutty sKunK

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Mine had to be on LSD when I kept on realising that it's always now and 'now' became funny. Boy that lasted a while...

What's yours?
 
mine had to be on LSD watching infomercials in a room with a bunch of tripping girls/guys... well they where selling ham.. and glazing the fuck out of it... maybe 5 gallons of glaze.. it was amazing hahah the way they flipped those slices over ohhh lordy got me a ham wetty right now
 
cannabineer said:
almost falling out of a hot tub. cn
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ROFLMAO! I still grieve that lost opportunity you know. Funniest shit in a while....

Although face planting on the treadmill, while high as a kite, poking at my iphone, instead of paying attention was pretty funny.
 
i was 23 and had too much to drink at a party. i was outside having a cigarette and i sat on some biker's parked bike with my hands on the bars and made loud motorcycle noises. some guy came flying out of an apartment and came after me so i ran toward this little wooded area with a pond. i tripped, tumbled about 40 feet down a steep grassy hill and landed in a pile on the beach. he thought i was fucked up/dead and left. i hear a stranger yell "what the fuck", i roll over, and there's a naked couple about 40 feet away. my incident had interrupted their coitus.
 
I'm 17. One of my friend's grandparents had bought him some $200 shoes (mind you this is 1987). He and I, and another friend went to the mall to exchange the shoes for cash, but we dropped some acid before leaving. By the time we got to the mall we were trippin balls. He got the cash for the shoes, but decided he wanted some shoes to replace them. He wanted some GD kung fu shoes. In the 1980's there were martial arts stores in the malls. This mall had two.

We went to the first one (this is in the afternoon when all the normal kids were in school, so the mall is pretty bare) and he tried the shoes on. Comfy enough; five fucking dollars. Did he buy the shoes? Noooo. He wanted to go to the other store to see what they had. We walk all the way to the other side of the mall (cannot have the same type of store too close to each other) and go into the other store. Same shoe, same five fucking dollars. He tries them on. In the meantime me and the other guy are looking around the store and finger fucking all of the nunchucks, throwing stars, etc, making crazy "waaaa" sounds etc.

My friend decides he wants to go back to the other store to try the first pair on again. We have nothing better going on so we go. We get ther eand he is really studying this five dollar shoe for a while He is sitting down on the floor with this shoe; we are next to him really eyeing this thing good so we can make a purchase and move on. He goes to put this fucking five dollar shoe on, and his toes shoot right through the front of them. We fucking fell all over each other laughing. The guy behind the counter (clearly the owner) is trying to see what we are doing. We are nearly crying as he shoves the shoes back into the box and we make for the door. We went back to the other store across the mall and bought the shoes. On the way home,we are laughing so hard, I forgot I was driving 70 on the freeway and turned around to talk to him about something. We veered into another lane and got pulled over. I tried to explain the whole thing to a cop who must have been at the end of his shift because he let us go. That is just one little thing in the early days of ole Bigs.
 
I attempted to share a story but I have too many , thanks to my friends who followed the Dead ! They sent me pages of LSD and I ate half of them lmfao.
 
i was at a party had to piss and some drunk fat chick barges. in sees me peeing and starts sucking me while i was peeing.i finished my pee walked out and informed the party that a chubby chick was exchanging bjs for piss..... then i took like 4 x pills and told all my friends that i loved them...the end
 
Once I had a fire on my face and my dad tried to put it out with a rake, oh we just fell about the place, good times. Yep, I was born and raised on a mayonnaise farm, we grew the cream of the crop I tell ya.:wall: :o :clap:
 
Had two friends hitting plungers (2L bottle) in their car in the middle of nowhere when as soon as they took the hit a police car turned up. The cop asked "So what's on tonight fellas?" my mate replied, "Well I use to live around here so just catching up on the good old times" The cop asked "So why are you here in a layby?" He replied "I got lost" haha.

Turns out the cops let them off as they were looking for a recent burglary and not 2 high people doing absolutely nothing.
 
I went on a 6hr drive to Lollapalooza with some friends in two cars, back in the early 90's. We dropped acid before leaving. About half way we passed a Rez and we got some fireworks (illegal, giant fireworks. Pop bottle rockets the size of a roll of quarters and a two foot stick kinda fireworks). I was driving and my passenger rolls down the window and starts lighting these things holding them toward our friends ahead of us. Sparks were flying in his face and my car. These things were leaving us at 65mph and traveling towards my friends ahead of us. They were popping perfectly around his windows. After about 3 of these, the guys in front started shooting roman candles back at us. We were in two big 4x4s, and all over the road trying to avoid the artillary. Cars ahead were pulling off the road. Thank god we did not get pulled over!!!!
 
Nutty sKunK said:
Mine had to be on LSD when I kept on realising that it's always now and 'now' became funny. Boy that lasted a while...

What's yours?
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Me and my two best friends were parked in a neighborhood by my house. We were all high as hell on LSD. We all saw the same floating talking head on some ones lawn and we all began laughing hysterically. Then my friend in the back seat starts to spell sound something out as if trying to read a hard word. ''Sh--- Sh---err----- sherrr---- shhherrrrr ---iiiiffff.' He finally says 'Sheer Reef.' ' SHeeerrr reeeeff? WTF?! YOU MEAN SHERIFF? holy shit me and my other friend thought and we looked at what he was looking at. It was a parked sherif car about 5 houses in front of us. It was just a sherif deputy's car that lived in the neighborhood. But it was the funniest thing ever to listen to someone so gone on Acid try and spell sheriff.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
I went on a 6hr drive to Lollapalooza with some friends in two cars, back in the early 90's. We dropped acid before leaving. About half way we passed a Rez and we got some fireworks (illegal, giant fireworks. Pop bottle rockets the size of a roll of quarters and a two foot stick kinda fireworks). I was driving and my passenger rolls down the window and starts lighting these things holding them toward our friends ahead of us. Sparks were flying in his face and my car. These things were leaving us at 65mph and traveling towards my friends ahead of us. They were popping perfectly around his windows. After about 3 of these, the guys in front started shooting roman candles back at us. We were in two big 4x4s, and all over the road trying to avoid the artillary. Cars ahead were pulling off the road. Thank god we did not get pulled over!!!!
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Damn, I think we would have had fun growing up together. We did a similar deal with small bottle rockets and 3' pieces of 1/2" pvc with a plug in one end. Just light them, drop them into the pipe, aim and watch it fly. Pretty decent accuracy. We would drive around and blast friends houses and bedroom windows, shoot at just about anything but people, well...a few times maybe :fire: but a pasture with livestock was an invitation to udder chaos..lol

Peace

Asmallvoice
 
curious2garden said:
What happened to the other half?
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