What would you say to God?

If you could talk to God online, what would you say to Him?

Jesus loves you!

We Love 1 said:

If you could talk to God online, what would you say to Him?

Jesus loves you!

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God if the world would of been perfect without the tree of knowledge why would you put it there.

You can talk to God without an Internet connection. Remember Jesus, he wasn't texting the Father on his fucking iPhone, He just spoke tot he Lord.

But mostly I just say [daily] the standard 'our father' 'come lord jesus and eat' 'o give thanks' and then as I lay in bed and wait to go to sleep I make a 'story-prayer' as I've called it in my younger years, where I pray for personal and worldwide reasons, it's mostly private between me and the Lord.

We Love 1 said:

If you could talk to God online, what would you say to Him?

Jesus loves you!

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I would ask him, if i believed in him,what did you do before you made the universe,

i would say hey god i dont believe you exist.

Smite my enemies Lord!!!!!!!!!! Smite them!

What the Fuck where you thinking....

Id ask how his buds were. See if he was a indica or sativa man.

I'd ask him why he sent you to make threads about him, and then tell him it was a bad idea

doitinthewoods said:

I'd ask him why he sent you to make threads about him, and then tell him it was a bad idea

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LMAO

i would say.,.,lo0o0rd it was so hard to be humble.,.,when u made i perfect in every way.,.,every mornin i couldnt wait to lo0k in the mirror.,.,i got sexier everyday.,.,lol.,i dont know why all the girls ya made love me.,.,they rushed me by the dozen everyday.,so i loved al the gal dem.,.,they all had my yellow babys.,.,hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URuZwDh3n8

You motherfucker!

We Love 1 said:

If you could talk to God online, what would you say to Him?

Jesus loves you!

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Where's my Corvette?

luckydog82 said:

I would ask him, if i believed in him,what did you do before you made the universe,

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There wasnt a before and there isnt an end.

I would say:

NO SHIT!!! You're kind of fucked up you know....

Wordz said:

God if the world would of been perfect without the tree of knowledge why would you put it there.

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I don't believe the Bible is 100% accurate. I don't believe in Adam and Eve. I actually believe that Us aliens terraform planets and start life on them. I believe that We were planted on this planet called earth by Our ancient alien colonies.

The next step is the moon.

The Real Peter Parker said:

You can talk to God without an Internet connection. Remember Jesus, he wasn't texting the Father on his fucking iPhone, He just spoke tot he Lord.
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Jesus walks, Jesus talks, Jesus types, Jesus sees, Jesus listens, Jesus feels, Jesus is a Man just like it was 2000 some odd years ago.

luckydog82 said:

I would ask him, if i believed in him,what did you do before you made the universe,

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Whos to say that there aren't Big Bangs happening all the time in an infinitly large universe. God could be creating universes all the time. Whos to say We won't be able to create a Big Bang one day in the future?

The Warlord said:

Smite my enemies Lord!!!!!!!!!! Smite them!

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Will do.

You have to know the enemy first. Meet the enemy here http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=the+money+masters&emb=0&aq=f#

We will one day overthrow the banks and create a new world system free from debt.

Mindmelted said:

What the Fuck where you thinking....

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About what?

RichThaMan said:

Id ask how his buds were. See if he was a indica or sativa man.

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My buds are great. I'm not growing at the moment but I'm a pro at growing the ganja. My next grow is going to be a NFT (nutrient film technique) system where the roots grow inside 6 inch PVC pipes.

I like to smoke them both types.

Johnnyorganic said:

Where's my Corvette?

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Why do you want a Corvette when God wants you to have a flying saucer? But maybe you'll get a Corvette. Jesus needs to be in power first and people need to advocate for Him. Catch My drift?

cph said:

I would say:

NO SHIT!!! You're kind of fucked up you know....

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In what way?



Jesus loves you!

since we are all children of god, i would hit him up for 31 years back child support

I would probably have quite the dialogue however, I know all the responses to all my questions and know it would result in me ever still denouncing his eternal heavens, I'd therein rather not exist anymore at all than live within his presence. To paraphrase I'd call him a pussy.

This is what God wants.

God wants Jesus to be King over all the earth. God wants a one world gov't with Jesus as the Head.

God wants the world to be blow up, like a balloon, with underground cities by using tunnel boring machines. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q41vzLjwZqM
God wants Us to build millions of these tunnel boring machines.

God wants there to be millions of pyramid cites all across the globe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtO2CM3OLCI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHlNRp3Rl34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpTsPkelkSA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IwxC...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8AV...eature=related

God wants [URL="https://www.rollitup.org/"]marijuana[/URL] to be legailized throughout the globe.

God wants there to be intrest free loans for everyone.

God wants there to be clear underwater plastic cities in all the oceans of the world.

God wants to end all the wars in the world.

God wants the world to unify into one strong force that will take Us to other planets and to do all these things and more.

God wants all His people to prosper.

I'll tell you what God wants!

Jesus loves you!

simply thank you