What The HELL!?

pandabear said:

dude awsome!!! maybe they can come out with a self circumcition kit too

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tckfui said:

Shit just keeps getting weirder... and funnier...

Father Builds Foreskin Irrigator
I have a friend, Angelo, whose parents didn't have him circumcised when he was born, unlike almost all other boys. He had a circumcision at age 19, but didn't enjoy it as much as he might have.
He suffered from a tight foreskin as a boy, and was unable to draw it back to clean underneath. His father told him not to worry, that it would loosen up as he got older. His father made him a device to wash under his foreskin, a short length of garden hose that screwed on to the faucet, with a reducing adapter at the other end. The nozzle on the adapter was about ¼" in diameter, small enough to fit into the end of his foreskin. This let him force water inside the skin to rinse out stale urine and other stuff. After a couple of years his foreskin loosened enough so he was able to skin it back to wash. He still felt uncomfortable because he was different from other boys.
As he matured, he found that his cock grew, but his foreskin didn't. He was able to work it back for washing, but when he was hard, it wouldn't slide back over the big head, and this caused him problems with sex. He was never able to watch himself shoot like other guys when he jacked off, because the long tight foreskin trapped the jizz and all he saw was the white stuff dribbling out the end. I, like many cut guys, enjoy watching the big head get larger and then spurt its loads while we're cumming, but his long tight foreskin denied him this pleasure.
Then he started in with girls, and he discovered that most girls, when they saw his uncircumcised cock, would go "Ick" and not want to do anything sexual with him, especially not blow jobs. They told him that uncut dicks were dirty and smelly. He got fed up with girls and started trying to have sex with guys. Most guys he met were turned off by his uncut cock, and none would blow him. He got really tired of being called names like "anteater" and "cheesy cock." Although he was very clean, skinning it back in the shower every day, the name "cheesy" stuck.
At age 19 he told his parents he wanted to get circumcised. Their family doctor referred him to a specialist, a urologist, who after examining him carefully told him that a thorough circumcision was the only treatment for his condition, and that he would be much better off without that excess skin. He scheduled an appointment for his circumcision, which was to be an office procedure. He looked forward to watching the long ugly skin come off.The day he showed up the doctor told him he'd be unable to watch because he would be asleep. He asked if he could just have a local, but the doctor told him that, in his experience, men and especially teen-agers got very anxious during their circumcisions, and that it was better for everyone if they were unaware of the surgery while it was being performed on them. The doctor was very kind and explained everything. He said that circumcision was a minor operation that didn't justify full general anesthesia. He said that his nurse would put a mask on his face and give him just enough nitrous oxide to put him into a light sleep so that he wouldn't feel the needles injecting anesthetic into the base of his penis. This would block all the pain so that the operation could proceed without putting Angelo deeply under. It would also keep his penis numb for many hours after, so that he would have minimal post-operative pain. He'd also give him a prescription for narcotic pills in case he did feel pain later. The doctor asked him if he wanted the frenulum removed during the circumcision. He explained that his frenulum was short and thick, and that it would pull the head down during sex. Many men found this uncomfortable. Angelo agreed and the doctor told him he was ready to start.
Angelo lay down on the table and the last thing he remembered was the mask on his face and being told to breathe deeply. When he awoke his penis was wrapped in thick gauze. His father drove him home, as he was still slightly groggy from the nitrous oxide.
The scar healed very well, and was thin and very even. The doctor had circumcised him freehand, not with the Gomco that is used on babies. He found that once the foreskin was gone, the head blossomed out into the German helmet shape he has today. I've seen it, and it's very attractive, with a big flaring rim, a round nose, and a long slit. Now without the skin, his ejaculations come shooting out, and are beautiful to watch. We've stroked together many times, and I've been impressed by the way his big tip feels, warm and hard, between my fingers. I can feel the throbs in his tip when he shoots, and the best experience we had together was when we put our cocks together head to head inside a condom with the end cut off. When we came, we came together, and the feeling of his big tip throbbing against mine while I was cumming was very erotic. He regrets not having been able to watch the remodeling of his penis, but is very happy with the result. Isn't this true account enough to convince every parent to have their sons circumcised, either at birth or before they turn 10 or so?
Frank (USA)



Why dose some dudes friend know so much about his kids dick... and sexual preferances... and other nasty whatnots?????
sounds... like that relationship... is wayyy too close...

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