what the fuck was this?

so pretty much, one of my old friends came into town from texas. asked me if he wanted to smoke me down... of course, i said yes. he said it was about 2 bowls of shake.

it was bright green, had a very, very, very faint smell of marijuana (maybe it was mixed in?), tasted harsh as fuck... & gave me a headache.

now, i didn't thin anything of them when he loaded it because i've seen shake that was pretty light in color & smoked fine. when i inhaled, i told him that he needs to throw that shit out because it is NOT weed. he tried defending it saying that he got it from texas & it was "kinda dry". bullshit, it wasn't even weed.

what do you guys think it was? it looks a lot like parsley, but i'm not sure what parsley tastes/smells like. i got a headache, then my body started pulsing from the inside (like my veins were pulsing?) that happens when i take certain medicines though. & now i'm sicker than fuck (about 5 hours later). with a fever, cold sweats & a headache.

HELP PLEASE!

maybe it was dust.

What a fucktard your friend is... Seriously, ditch the guy who can sit there and smoke that shit.

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Fucktard ? dude am boning your mum and dad, your a rocket man from space.

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this shit was NOT dust. well, i'm assuming you mean dust from weed. no, i know what weed tastes like. whether it's hash, keif, bud, shake, etc, it all tastes relatively the same - like weed.

he hit it just fine. i feel like a dumbass (i've been smoking for 5ish years now?) i honestly didn't think anything of it because like i said, i've seen bright colored weed. i didn't want to complain either because of the fact that he went to texas for a few months & was nice enough to think of coming over. you guys may not know what i mean, but it was the fact he was generous to ask.

angel dust.

more than likely it was the shittiest of the shittiest weed smuggled in from mexico called...

shwag...

it is a pathetic excuse of weed and is horrible, gives you a headache and shouldnt ever be smoked.

Could it be Salvia because of the pulsing ?

Schwag. Not swag, not shwag, nothing else has it ever been called, but schwag.

did he clean it very well? if he wasnt careful he probally packed a big stem or a bunch of smaller stems or a seed or a piece of an immature seed or a crushed up seed. ive gotten super dry shit b4 that would give me a headache if i didnt clean it good,i used to take tweezers and pick all the lil dried stems that cause the headache out, it tasted real bad unless i did clean it very well, but gave me a pretty good high and was pretty cheap.......despite all that though i must say I still wont ever buy it again.

there were zero stems. it wasn't brick weed, especially from mexico. lmao, for fucks sake, i'm all the way in alaska. it wasn't crushed up seed or stem or premature bud or too much ferts in the weed. it WASN'T weed, period. it wasn't salvia, i've smoked salvia & it tasted NOTHING like this. it looked like herb... i mean shit, i thought it was bud. i wasn't going to ask him to smell the bag because he was kind enough to OFFER to smoke me down.

it wasn't brown, it wasn't orange, i wasn't dark green, it was BRIGHT green. to get a picture in your head, visualize the color of moss, then visualize it looking like shake (but ground finer). it looked like a picture of parsley that i found on the internet, but all the other pictures don't look like it.

there were some little pieces in my box... i was curious, so i tasted it without burning it. it tasted actually pretty good, kind of like the skin off an apple, like the after taste. definitely wasn't the taste of weed, but it didn't taste bad. another reason why i know it's an spice.

you wouldnt happen to have a pic of it, would you?

no, i don't... i was actually going to try to take a pic of it, but the only thing i have left of it is little itsy bitsy pieces of it. not enough to get a good picture.

Ha well when you figure it out...do let us know. So we can never smoke it. Ever.

Maybe a DON'T smoke report?

i hope i figure it out. i doubt it's very harmless, just for the fact that it tasted good. (yeah, yeah, so do other illicit drugs), but i'm pretty sure it was a spice. i'm pretty sure it was some kind of shake mixed with something else. kind of tasted like tea, but not as sweet. it smelled similar to weed, but with a sweeter, not as distinctive taste as mj.

Maybe some shake mixed with nutmeg? I heard nutmeg is slightly halucagenic?(spelling?) Or maybe its 2 am and I'm still at work and have no idea what the fuck it could possibly be. Just a guess.

nah, nutmeg is a brownish color, this has NO brown in it... just BRIGHT green. i didn't feel good from it, i got a headache, felt disgusting & now i have a fever (don't know if it's related or not).

I'm pretty sure a fever is more of a virus. You might have an elevated temp but I don't think smoking some bullshit could cause a fever mate. I think you'll be ok. Let us know if your alive in the morning. If your dead/dying...see a doctor good luck and god speed or whatever.

Maybe it was oregano or a combination from the spice rack?

have to agree with luckydog it sounds like salvia to me body pulse feel muggy for a good while after. pretty harsh to give someone it without them knowing if thats what it was