Warning don't visit the bulk food store FU.

woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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:hump::hump: Went out for dinner last night with the wife and then we smoked a big fat one. Driving home she said she needed some baking stuff. In we go to the bulk food store and Holy Fuck I'm in heaven, (I don't go there at all) they got every kind of candy you could want. They should BAN the places, so anyhow I start filling bags with my favorite candies and stuff. My wife comes over and says time to go, shes looking at me like I got 2 heads and we get to the cash and the smufet says someones got a sweet tooth, I say no shit I do, well it cost me $70.00!!! WTF

NEVER EVER Go In one of these places stoned. I ate so much candy it made me ill. LMAO

:mrgreen:
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Yup 15 different bags of candies. Jujubes, chicken bones, nougat, Carmel kisses, bridge mixture, black and red whips, peanut-butter logs, 3 types of rock candies, jelly beans, chocolate balls, wine gum's, banana chips don't know how they got in there maybe guilt. I know better getting fu and shopping it never works out for me.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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i hear you on this one.. i went to the local genaurdis on xmas eve all smoked up, and everything that i saw that looked good ended up in my cart.. went home and chowed down on my shrimp cocktail ring and ice cream.. i think i spent like $70 some there as well, but atleast i didn't just get all candy, lmao..
 
d.s.m.

d.s.m.

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Costco wrecks me every single time I go there. Even when I have a very specific shopping list, and I've given myself a very stern talking-to about buying ONLY what is on that list. It just doesn't matter; I fold up like a two dollar lawn chair every time. There's just too many great deals on too many fun and tasty items.

Dude, look at this: It's a hundred pack of red shop towels for only $9! And check out this eight pound crumb cake! Only $14! Oh fuck, look, they have Heath bars by the case! I'll take one! And Jesus, look at the size of that bottle of Patron, and only $39, and look, it's the Little Rascals complete box set, quick, throw it in the cart.
 
d.s.m.

d.s.m.

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And that's not to mention the crack dealers stationed at the end of every other aisle, with their free samples. Yeah, the first hit is always free, isn't it? Evil bastards.
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Yup I quit Costco, I could never walk out of there for less than $250.00 and enough mustard for the next 75 years but it was only 18$ what the fuck was I thinking, now my wife makes me eat shit that needs mustard on it, I hate the fucking stuff now. I put it in the grease gun and go out back in the summer and shoot grass hoppers. Now mayo don't get me started, she started feeding me salads, death by mayo... The only good thing was the T paper you know your going to use it. I keep waiting for the wife to make me a mustard, mayo and t paper salad.... she would too but like I said I quit Costco, I still dream about the place....
 
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cmt1984

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lol i love those stores. i had a Sam's card for awhile but quit goin there because i always bought too much shit too. i was thinking about starting my Sam's account up again though..
 
d.s.m.

d.s.m.

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Mustard in the grease gun is a great idea. I've got a nice full-auto pneumatic gun at work. I bet that thing would shoot mustard a good 30 feet.
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Easy and it's like tracers, 30 feet for sure, grasshoppers drop right out of the sky when you hit them, they fly where I am, that's funny in and of it's self, maybe because they been eating my plants., I'm sure the fuckers are eating my plants, I found mustard on them. Hummmm mustard flavored pot, maybe salt and vinegar. I bet the Brits would love fish & chip flavored pot. I think beer flavor would be awesome.

PS My wife went for a walk out back with the dogs and they came back with mustard on her pants. She asked me what the fuck I was up to now, I told her to quick fucking the hot dog guy on his brake or aliens did it. She don't own the woods...
 
Total Head

Total Head

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all i'll say is if you're gonna have a membership, BUY THE ELECTRONICS. tvs, computers, printers, cameras, all top of the line shit for wal mart prices. i live alone but i have a sam's membership just for the electronics. and the bulk socks and frozen cheesecake bites. and my gummy vitamins.
 
prostheticninja

prostheticninja

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I went to Costco one time baked as fuck for a $2 gallon on apple juice. I was in there for 2 hours and spent close to 150 bucks on candy. I've never been so sick in my life after I ate 3 boxes of Pixy sticks.
 
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