Unforgettable mispelt signs,menus etc..

xKuroiTaimax said:

'Misspelled', lol

But these fail signs are funny, and It sounds awesome when you put the words in context. I could listen to a good long story about you doing your Lorndrie :3

So are you a signwriter? It's a very delicate job. I like the idea of it but I don't have the patient, steady hand.

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buddha webb said:

Hey,
no sign writer,but im from Uk originally so i get asked by people who need signs written in English for tourists etc.......Ive always been a gardener,weed and as regular gardening and landscaping....i live up a hill growing weed on my roof.My hands shake a little.
Heres what happened today,,i took my little girl to school and when i got there id forgotten that its the king of Thailands Birthday celebrations,so i was told i had to stand and offer monks gifts with the other Dads before the monks go and bless the kids and wish everyone luck in all they do...very supersticious people Thais.........Im a little taller than all of them,and im not tall,i have a shaved head and tatts and my eyes are mirror balls,so i stand out a little,and people like to take pictures with/of me,,very occasionally,,,and i was 4 bongs of white Rhino up and it was nasty when i had to stand out and give my gifts,,really nasty cos im shy as fuck and im stoned as fuck and ive 400 thais staring at this weird white guy trying to give the monks gifts and i was droppin em,clanging em,nasty nasty..nasty,cameras pointing at me oohhh nastiest.....then came home sprayed the ladys,got munted,know everythings cool...thats my day..Thank you.

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Hypocrite420 said:

That made my day hahaha. What "gifts" did you give?

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buddha webb said:

love em!!!
Weve got "colon" biscuits here,,,,and "twatsore" chips/crisps...you can stay in "holets" here...and you can "reall moorbikes" if you fancy that..if you dont you could go on a "minnibus" to "lakes ladge" if you havent been before....if thats not your thing you could go to the "bolwing curts".....I need to grab my camera and walk for 1 minute and i see a million,,i have personally written signs of some sort for at least 20 people of varying size for numerous things,shit like Laundry signs,,,but i like to spell it Lorndrie..

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cannabineer said:

Perhaps that should be applauded for trying so hard to put the "cool" back into, uuhh, skcool

And this is phonetically spot-on.

I has nitemair.

Porsches aren't just faster ... they have automatic priority. cn

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buddha webb said:

My friend,,
The gifts i gave the monks have to come in threes,,like 3 things,or 6 ,or 9 etc,,so i gave a bottle of water (dropped water,lid on,ok)dried noodles and insence sticks...i handed these gifts of three to three monks,who accepted them,gratefully.......B
PS..,here they buy "Buddha buckets",which are yellow buckets and filled with noodles, candles, insence, condensed milk,canned fish,and various other unpleasant things and these are given to the monks too!I just find it funny there called "Buddha Buckets"..................................................go buy a Buddha Bucket in your leather Jesus sandals ,with a Ganesh Tshirt on and Bob Marley fishermans style pants and a Bhudda around your neck,next to a crucifix.................then i realise were all the same.

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smokinheavy79 said:

wouldn't a pic be funnier than a verbal description...

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Gastanker said:

I'm going to have to take pictures of our local Chinese delivery menu; I've never seen so many mistakes. My favorite is on the front where it simply states "Winner!".

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Total Head said:

ethnic food menus are my only exception to language nazi-dom. there's something so authentic about reading about the "12 dollar minimun oder" and the "beef on the stick" and the "strange flavor chicken". i love chinese menus in particular.

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