True or False?

Ok heres how this works, the first poster makes a statement, the next poster then has to answer truthfully), then makes a statement himself that the next poster has to answer 'true' or 'false'. I hope we have enough people on this forum to make this work. Try to be imaginative, not offensive, and if possible even funny.

The next poster has smoked themselves sober

False.

The next poster likes to think of themselves as a good person, but when they really delve into the details they realize they're just another of the world's pricks.

I am very sober right now.

true.

The next poster has a secret collection of porn.

False. I don't collect it. There's plenty available online, lol.

The next poster knows how to tie a slipknot.

Not so secret but true...

Next poster likes the taste of their toes.

brandon727272 said:

Not so secret but true...

Next poster likes the taste of their toes.

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False

The next poster does not like the smell of dirty underwear.

Sandbagger said:

False

The next poster does not like the smell of dirty underwear.

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false, depends who's undies they are...

the next poster doesn't grow their own bud..

False.
The next poster decides whether or not to nibble the nose finger clean by the way it looks. cn

cannabineer said:

False.
The next poster decides whether or not to nibble the nose finger clean by the way it looks. cn

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true. (rrrrruuuubbbbb )

The next poster can reach those hard to reach places

True

The next poster has OD'd before

False,
The next post poster "Did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

False.

The next poster has lipbalm for 'various other' uses...

uh true, no no false, yes yes i did.
the next poster runs moonshine

What the hell can you do with lip balm?? This has sparked my fried brain

timeismoney1 said:

What the hell can you do with lip balm?? This has sparked my fried brain

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...I'm not just going to simply put a laughy-smiley face, I'll write it proper ---> LOL!

ain't called CrapStick fer nuthin ... ideal for the sort of runs that etched you down to raw steak. cn

False my a$$ lips have never been chapped but I guess it would still feel kinda neat...
The next poster uses Miracle Grow

dirtsurfr said:

False my a$$ lips have never been chapped but I guess it would still feel kinda neat...
The next poster uses Miracle Grow

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false...
the next poster likes the term medicating when mmj users are in fact simply smoking a joint??

cannabineer said:

ain't called CrapStick fer nuthin ... ideal for the sort of runs that etched you down to raw steak. cn

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...laughing out loud inside, people are sleeping