Think I got the pizza maker guy fired

The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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:fire: The last three times the same dominos guy has fucked up my two for tuesday order so I made a comment on their pizza ordering website thing that the dude couldn't make a pizza right to save his life and so they called my house to find out exactly how shitty the pizza was and we got into a big debate about how shitty this guys pizzas are :)
 
your first mistake is thinking that dominos is actualy FOOD. it isn't.
i repeat: dominos is not food. circles of hot garbage, that's what it is.
 
if they make them right I like them, but this dude burnt it, barely put any toppings on it, and didn't sprinkle the seasoning stuff on it---making the pizza taste like cardboard---which it probably is.
 
I'm aware of that and I've decided to seek a divorce. The manager dude was like your next order is on us---and I was like all riiiight :)
 
I'm going to have over all the people I don't like and smoke them up and order dominos for them too---on my dime---nice guy, I know :)
 
dude i smoke with my dominoes guy.... get KFC man. variety box is 7 bucks.... ind. popcorn chicken. 2 sides,, one strip, one thigh, or leg, biscuit and drink. i always get 2 snackers too man....
 
indianaman said:
dude i smoke with my dominoes guy.... get KFC man. variety box is 7 bucks.... ind. popcorn chicken. 2 sides,, one strip, one thigh, or leg, biscuit and drink. i always get 2 snackers too man....
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are they going to bring it to my door so my stoned ass doesn't have to go out in public? :bigjoint:
 
you can't just be a pot hermit man.... gettin blazed and walking around is half the fun... no law against eating stoned in a restaurant is there? Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and Mac and Cheese Mayne!
 
best is to find a local shop that delivers.
semenza's pizza FTW.
(though i doubt you have a semenza's, there is almost certainly an analog in your town).
i will not even consider eating domino's anymore (not for at least three years anyway).
 
Like making a pizza is hard or something...........

Who has Monicals in their area? Now that is Pizza..........

Pizza hut has the best breadsticks, hands down.........
 
My favorite pizza place is local---a 12 inch pizza probably weighs five pounds and comes in around two and half inches thick---they will turn you into a fat shit quick if you don't watch it. Pizza hut breadsticks are the bomb---but only because of the dipping sauce and those wing street things are alright. Pizza hut will generally cause excessive toilet time in my experience though :)
 
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