Think I got the pizza maker guy fired

The last three times the same dominos guy has fucked up my two for tuesday order so I made a comment on their pizza ordering website thing that the dude couldn't make a pizza right to save his life and so they called my house to find out exactly how shitty the pizza was and we got into a big debate about how shitty this guys pizzas are

good work.

your first mistake is thinking that dominos is actualy FOOD. it isn't.
i repeat: dominos is not food. circles of hot garbage, that's what it is.

if they make them right I like them, but this dude burnt it, barely put any toppings on it, and didn't sprinkle the seasoning stuff on it---making the pizza taste like cardboard---which it probably is.

Every pizza you order from them in the future is going to have someones DNA in it... Smooth move.

I'm aware of that and I've decided to seek a divorce. The manager dude was like your next order is on us---and I was like all riiiight

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I'm aware of that and I've decided to seek a divorce. The manager dude was like your next order is on us---and I was like all riiiight

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Yeah, I would pay to give away a loogey pizza if it meant I would get revenge

dominos isnt that good anyways.....its all about round table papa johns and pizza hut

I'm going to have over all the people I don't like and smoke them up and order dominos for them too---on my dime---nice guy, I know

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I'm going to have over all the people I don't like and smoke them up and order dominos for them too---on my dime---nice guy, I know

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LOL... time to "bust out the shit list"

dude i smoke with my dominoes guy.... get KFC man. variety box is 7 bucks.... ind. popcorn chicken. 2 sides,, one strip, one thigh, or leg, biscuit and drink. i always get 2 snackers too man....

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dude i smoke with my dominoes guy.... get KFC man. variety box is 7 bucks.... ind. popcorn chicken. 2 sides,, one strip, one thigh, or leg, biscuit and drink. i always get 2 snackers too man....

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are they going to bring it to my door so my stoned ass doesn't have to go out in public?

you can't just be a pot hermit man.... gettin blazed and walking around is half the fun... no law against eating stoned in a restaurant is there? Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and Mac and Cheese Mayne!

and believe me i have tried being a pot hermit... i call it being a weed dealer who makes people come to them.

best is to find a local shop that delivers.
semenza's pizza FTW.
(though i doubt you have a semenza's, there is almost certainly an analog in your town).
i will not even consider eating domino's anymore (not for at least three years anyway).

i worked at dominos many moons ago...........dont piss of the delivery driver.. I've seen some nasty shit go out.

Like making a pizza is hard or something...........

Who has Monicals in their area? Now that is Pizza..........

Pizza hut has the best breadsticks, hands down.........

i like the stuffed crust pizza. hits the spot everytime!

My favorite pizza place is local---a 12 inch pizza probably weighs five pounds and comes in around two and half inches thick---they will turn you into a fat shit quick if you don't watch it. Pizza hut breadsticks are the bomb---but only because of the dipping sauce and those wing street things are alright. Pizza hut will generally cause excessive toilet time in my experience though

If you're ever in Illinois and see a Monicals, stop there and eat. Best pizza anywhere. Get the thin crust.......good stuff.......