these damn Johovahs witness!! HELP ME

Stickystickyganja

Stickystickyganja

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Ok...sooo.
One day I was hitting my bong when I herd a knock at the door. I answered, and there were 2 johovahs witness standing there. Instead of slamming my door like I should have done...I began to have fun with them...( I know im soo going to hell). I was stoned as fuck and I started to pretend like i was interested in what they were saying. Soooo after what seemed like 45hours of talking they left and left me with a booklet( which made a nice rolling bench, Thx guys). So now EVERY fucking tuesday they come knocking at my door for me. If i dont answer they leave me little post it notes saying They hope i have had a great week and so on and so forth.

NOW I FEEL LIKE A DICK and i know i should, but I want this shit to stop. I know it is my own fault, i pretty much lit the fire myself.But this needs to end.

What should I do? should I tell them my intentions from the beginning were to fuck with them because they interuptted me in my bong session, and say sorry. or should I keep ignoring them.

The worse thing about the situation is I accually feel like a dickhead, and that is REALLY RARE....like unicorn RARE

Any suggestions would be great, seriousily
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I generally invite them to try my church. Friday, at midnight. Bring a cat. cn

<edit> Telling then that they interrupted a bong session might work very well. Iirc JWs are prudes about drugs.
 
Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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Stickystickyganja said:
Ok...sooo.
One day I was hitting my bong when I herd a knock at the door. I answered, and there were 2 johovahs witness standing there. Instead of slamming my door like I should have done...I began to have fun with them...( I know im soo going to hell). I was stoned as fuck and I started to pretend like i was interested in what they were saying. Soooo after what seemed like 45hours of talking they left and left me with a booklet( which made a nice rolling bench, Thx guys). So now EVERY fucking tuesday they come knocking at my door for me. If i dont answer they leave me little post it notes saying They hope i have had a great week and so on and so forth.

NOW I FEEL LIKE A DICK and i know i should, but I want this shit to stop. I know it is my own fault, i pretty much lit the fire myself.But this needs to end.

What should I do? should I tell them my intentions from the beginning were to fuck with them because they interuptted me in my bong session, and say sorry. or should I keep ignoring them.

The worse thing about the situation is I accually feel like a dickhead, and that is REALLY RARE....like unicorn RARE

Any suggestions would be great, seriousily
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I had a similar experience except they were both about 18 years old and we sat in the grass of my front lawn for like 4 years debating over our difference in opinion. After that, they came through every week and knocked on every door but mine. I guess they took the hint. lol
 
Stickystickyganja

Stickystickyganja

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Thx for the ideas guys. This is just a stupid situation i got into. I guess next tuesday I will answer the door with my bong in my hand, and ask them if they would like a session while we talk. since Cannabineer said they hate drugs, they might not come back.....OR WORSe, they could come back and try to SAVE me from my "evil" ways lol
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Stickystickyganja said:
Thx for the ideas guys. This is just a stupid situation i got into. I guess next tuesday I will answer the door with my bong in my hand, and ask them if they would like a session while we talk. since Cannabineer said they hate drugs, they might not come back.....OR WORSe, they could come back and try to SAVE me from my "evil" ways lol
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Offer to share the sacrament. Watch their demurely-clad backsides get rapidly smaller. cn
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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Stickystickyganja said:
Thx for the ideas guys. This is just a stupid situation i got into. I guess next tuesday I will answer the door with my bong in my hand, and ask them if they would like a session while we talk. since Cannabineer said they hate drugs, they might not come back.....OR WORSe, they could come back and try to SAVE me from my "evil" ways lol
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Dude, they hate Mountain Dew and Christmas.
 
rifk

rifk

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Say you're dissociated, they're not even allowed to talk to you lol. Works every time, and they don't come back
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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a few weeks ago they came knocking on my door, which the outer door was open at the time.. i got up off of my ass and walked to the door to see who was calling.. when i noticed it was no one i knew, and saw that they were both dressed up, it didn't take me long to put the pieces together..
before i even got to the door i simply turned back around and came back in and sat back on my couch... it was fucking priceless... i could see from the couch that they still stood up on the porch for about 5 minutes wondering where the hell i just went... they looked so confused both looking at each other waiting for my return..
i think they left after about 5 minutes or so, never to return...
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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Answer the door wearing a slayer t-shirt and a cup of coffee in one hand bong in other, tell them you converted. Stay high.
 
rifk

rifk

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cannabineer said:
Use the denomination-specific term "disfellowshipped". cn
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I thought those were different terms, disfellowshipped persons being those who were expelled, and dissociated persons those who have left voluntarily. I could be wrong though lol.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
rifk said:
I though those were different terms, disfellowshipped persons being those who were expelled, and dissociated persons those who have left voluntarily. I could be wrong though lol.
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I was under the impression that you cannot leave voluntarily. But I'm not certain. cn
 
rifk

rifk

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Apparently they can:
http://everything2.com/title/Disassociate said:
In the Jehovah's Witness organisation an individual may disassociate oneself from the congregation by voluntarily and formally resigning, usually in writing to the congregation elders. People who choose this course of action usually do so because they no longer wish to follow the teachings, either for moral or religious reasons.
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Anyway, it doesn't really matter as both will work lol.
 
G

growone

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you have to fight fire with fire
saw this story of 1 fellow, enterprising sort, and this required some effort
he began visiting the homes of people of this faith and offered to share with them the book and teachings of Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species
 
Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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Next time they come by have some hardcore porn playing and invite them in, make sure you ignore it like everything is perfectly normal. If it's early in the morning offer them some beer.
 
Cut.Throat.

Cut.Throat.

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Tell them to put you on their "no knock list". If they don't have that list like they do here just tell them to stop harassing you or you'll call the cops. Get a "no soliciting" sign.
 
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