The importance of shit!

I have been having a conversation with someone here that literally is about shit. Now is shit is very important especially if you're trying to grow a fucking weed in dirt...and living in the far flung north, guess what there isn't an abundance of apparently? You guessed it shit! I went to the cdn tire website and saw they had lots of shit there...so I went looking for some shit...but guess what? the website isn't up to date and they really don't have any shit there...except that I can see the bag of shit in the locked compound outside...something really stinks here...so I ask when will you have shit available? Not until after april 1...well my shit has to cook for 30 days before I can plant my weeds...so I sent an email to the city asking if they had maybe just a couple of lbs of shit I might be able to buy so I could at least get my dirt cooking...still waiting on that one...then I have to take a drive out of town and there is a beware of horse crossing sign that I paid no mind to until I saw the shit! Piles and piles for miles and miles....do you think I had a bag with me? Shit! I don't know if I can use horse shit off on the side of the road...I will have to speak with my new grow consultant don petro and see what he thinks. After waiting this long for shit to come along, I might as well just wait for it to be available.

ask a politician to talk into a bag....a couple sentences should do it

shit is important all right and needs to happen daily

or things go wrong!

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I used to be political but then I found rabbit shit.
things are so much better now.

I was born on a pirate ship

supposed to say that with your fingers jammed in your mouth

They were, you just couldnt see it

gb123 said:

supposed to say that with your fingers jammed in your mouth

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No you're not lmfao...you're supposed to,hook your fingers into them corners of your mouth and pull them apart then say it....hahahahaha

I can't stop laughing....how can you say anything with your mouth full....

CashCrops said:

http://www.medicaldaily.com/gold-your-poop-scientists-claim-millions-dollars-metals-can-be-found-human-feces-327224

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Well there you go...we should quit flushing and start shovelling...I wouldn't have any shit shortages then eh?

the best way to tell if the shit is old or new is take a bite, if its juicey its fresh, if its dry and dusty your good lol
actually you have to wait for it to calm or itll be to strong I think.
if you need nitrogen ask farmer were they can get blood meal ect its a high nitro source.

Horse shit is terrible unless you age it for way more than a year. Too may weed seeds and such in it, and it's not very broken down.

WHATFG said:

No you're not lmfao...you're supposed to,hook your fingers into them corners of your mouth and pull them apart then say it....hahahahaha

I can't stop laughing....how can you say anything with your mouth full....

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jammed... stretched....... real good now.... and SAY IT!!!!

So what's this shit then?

You guys missed the best shit of all......" Labrador "

The Hippy said:

You guys missed the best shit of all......" Labrador "

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this IS Labrador man....

WHATFG said:

No you're not lmfao...you're supposed to,hook your fingers into them corners of your mouth and pull them apart then say it....hahahahaha

I can't stop laughing....how can you say anything with your mouth full....

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Ask Linda..

gb123 said:

this IS Labrador man....

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Never gets old......man. lol Real life at it's finest.