The Artist

It's like the artist Johnathon Smythe. His mother was an award winning botonist that worked with fungus so he decidided that it was a wonderful idea to carve a large statue in tribute to her to be displayed as a fountain. Johnathon worked intently and with great focus on his wonderful present to his beloved mother. He was creating a large stylized representation of one of her award winning mushrooms. It wasn't exactly like the mushroom. That would be too limiting. It was a finely wrought work of art with flowing lines and a spirit that proclaimed to the world "I am proud". After months dedicated to his labor of love the great unveiling took place. Oddly, the artist was the only one that did not see a 6' tall penis with water spraying from the top...

Sometimes we all need to step back and look at what we are doing...