Taco Bells New Menu?

beardo · Mar 21, 2012

Anyone wondering if Taco Bell has put a parolee in charge of designing their new menu?
A couple months ago I noticed they had a burrito with spicy fritos in it, and i'm pretty sure their 99 cent chicken burrito is made with left over chicken from chicken night...I mean left over chicken from KFC and now I see the latest creation is a dorito taco. Anyone waiting for the ramen noodle, dorito and bologna burrito?

JohnnyGreenfingers · Mar 21, 2012

Stop bouncing around and tell me why you think that other dude is me?

Stonerman Enoch · Mar 21, 2012

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
Stop bouncing around and tell me why you think that other dude is me?

lol........

beardo · Mar 21, 2012

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
Stop bouncing around and tell me why you think that other dude is me?

What other dude? We both know their is no "other dude"

CaptainCAVEMAN · Mar 21, 2012

beardo said:
Anyone wondering if Taco Bell has put a parolee in charge of designing their new menu?
A couple months ago I noticed they had a burrito with spicy fritos in it, and i'm pretty sure their 99 cent chicken burrito is made with left over chicken from chicken night...I mean left over chicken from KFC and now I see the latest creation is a dorito taco. Anyone waiting for the ramen noodle, dorito and bologna burrito?

LMAO! Thanks beardo!

FootballFirst · Mar 21, 2012

i was surpirsed this didn't happen much earlier. Doritos=flavored taco chip, tacos made with a big curved taco chip. Dorito taco. duh, it's an obvious and natural progression.

JohnnyGreenfingers · Mar 21, 2012

beardo said:
What other dude? We both know their is no "other dude"

Lmao...notsureifserious...

Are you rattling my cage or do you really think that? If so, why? There are other members who would pass for me much easier imo.

ThatGuy113 · Mar 21, 2012

Pepsi owns Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay owns Doritos and fritos. Its a mutli front marketing partnership. Is it not that obvious? Pepsi pop and Pepsi chips.

I just want my god damn baja blast. That's all.

FootballFirst · Mar 21, 2012

ThatGuy113 said:
Pepsi owns Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay owns Doritos and fritos. Its a mutli front marketing partnership. Is it not that obvious? Pepsi pop and Pepsi chips.

took 'em f****** forever.

beardo · Mar 21, 2012

ThatGuy113 said:
Pepsi owns Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay owns Doritos and fritos. Its a mutli front marketing partnership. Is it not that obvious? Pepsi pop and Pepsi chips.

I just want my god damn baja blast. That's all.

I want a fucking Chili Cheese burrito and a cheeseburger burrito
My taste must be weird or something, my favorite shit always gets discontinued, my favorite products or flavors or items and stuff always get canceled, it pisses me off, whenever I like something they stop making it.

rowlman · Mar 21, 2012

....Alaskan king crab tacos dipped in butter

ThatGuy113 · Mar 21, 2012

beardo said:
I want a fucking Chili Cheese burrito and a cheeseburger burrito
My taste must be weird or something, my favorite shit always gets discontinued, my favorite products or flavors or items and stuff always get canceled, it pisses me off, whenever I like something they stop making it.

I feel your pain, they fucked up a perfectly good grilled stuffed burrito and now they no longer give you chips and cheese in the combo. The cheese was essential for maximum cheese deliciousness. But no, now I get a shitty hard taco I wont eat.

so this thread has made the decision that I will be venturing to Tbell now. They win again. They always win.

beardo · Mar 21, 2012

Does anyone know if their using leftovers from KFC to make the 99 cent chicken burritos?

The Cryptkeeper · Mar 21, 2012

The Dorrito tacos arent really that Dorito-y. Pretty good though.

Jimmyjonestoo · Mar 21, 2012

Toxic hell has probably the grossest food I've ever had. And I've eaten live earthworms after a lost bet. I heard recently that taco bell has pretty much no profit margin due to lack of customers. Stock up on tp and get your fill while u can because that place hopefully won't be around much longer.

ThatGuy113 · Mar 21, 2012

Jimmyjonestoo said:
Toxic hell has probably the grossest food I've ever had. And I've eaten live earthworms after a lost bet. I heard recently that taco bell has pretty much no profit margin due to lack of customers. Stock up on tp and get your fill while u can because that place hopefully won't be around much longer.

If its the grossest thing youve ever eaten then I guess that makes me this guy.

Breezy mL · Mar 21, 2012

Beefy crunch burrito truly came down from the heavens.

cannabineer · Mar 21, 2012

ThatGuy113 said:
If its the grossest thing youve ever eaten then I guess that makes me this guy.

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That looks like some go-ood grub, mmmm hmmmm!

Breezy mL · Mar 21, 2012

I tell em to put nacho cheese on my tacos locos. Its banging, but I tellem to put nacho cheese on everything.

Vindicated · Mar 21, 2012

IDK about the Doritto taco, but their 99 cent Beefy Crunch Burrito is awesome. That's the only thing I buy from Taco Bell. I usually prefer Del Taco's chicken tacos or Carl Jr's chicken sandwich.

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