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stupid

stupid

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How many people on RIU can blow themselves?

I cant. If I had 2 more inches I could get the tip in.


BAHAHAHAHHA
 
morgentaler

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Dear Abby,
The sad thing is, not matter how many gifts I send myself, flowers, furs, cars... I just can't get myself to swallow.

Signed,
Salty Dog
 
smoker toker

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lmfao... man the day just started... wonder how many people on RIU today is gonna tear this thread to peices

:leaf: Smoker Toker :leaf:
 
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snail240

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Better question would be "Have you ever kissed a chick right after she swallowed your load?" Seems more valid and up to date with the times.
 
krustofskie

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Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can
 
klmmicro

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Uuuuh, I probably could have when I was younger. Just not that flexible anymore. Not thinking that I actually would even if I thought that I could. That is my GF's area of expertise...and I like it that way.

What made you think of it in the first place?
 
DEVO

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suddenly i here two voices in my head upon reading this.
the first says "RUN get out of this post its fucking SICK".............but the other is saying

"Man, if I could learn that...
If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd put on a show"

hmmmm maby i should not have smoked that dank .......then again i may need to grow more hehe
 
anhedonia

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krustofskie said:
Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can
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Thats funny. This thread made me remember a porno at the store I worked at had titled simply,"Because They Can."
 
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