stranger seen my girls

I've been dating this girl for about a month now, things were great, now, she's becoming clingy since I gave her a dicken. Yesterday she mentioned kids, but then went on and on, she wants them now, I'm freaked, I don't wanna do this, better yet, I'm worried about other implications this may have. As I'm not in a rec state, nor is this a one lighter...

Anyways, nobody knows about my girls, nobody! Up until I walked her out to her car, came back in, went straight to check on them, as I have an aero cloner that been leaking lately. I'm in there for several minutes and she walks in, o I forgot my phone, I must have forgotten to lock both doors, she knows where the spare was for the second... She only seen twelve fat girls under two lights, my veg, I'm trying to say its no biggie, she's cool with it, she smokes, blah blah...

But the truth is, its way too close for comfort, I never wanted a soul to know, yet alone someone I'm having second thoughts on seeing again... now what???

Do I kill them all on purpose then break it off?

Or kill her? JK lol...

Do I play nice with her n see how it goes?

Should i tell her im gay?

My favorite idea yet, act crazy as hell, be obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and embarrassing until she goes away...

Or maybe the gay thing would work, have a guy ask her who she is, he can say hes my life partner?

I can't piss her off, I know that, I have to make her want to leave...

I'm exploring all options at all costs!

I'm fucked...

Any advice at all fellas!¿?
 

Alienwidow

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Kill her before she gets to the cops,cget a gun and go kill her quick! Nah man, your good, just make sure shes not telling anyone,like question her everyday and act all parinoid. Ask her everytime you see her who shes told, her roomate, her mom, bestie, anyone. Shell figure out how nervous you are about in and probably keep her mouth closed. And now you have an extra trimmer. ;)
 
She's cool, she really is, I just can't bank my freedom on uncertainty. Ecspecially since she's a female n seems to be falling very quickly, my girls are more important to me, always will be, I was going to quit my job and do this full time, man, I need to move to a different state, that would solve everything... Ugh
 

black jesus

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On the real from the black guy who's from the hood. Lol...just don't bring it up. You talk about it it will be on her mind. Just let it go. If she brings it up make up a story about it you and your dad,mom dying uncle grow and it's not for sell. Tell her it's for the meds and you don't need to sell weed for money....but whatever you do don't bring it up....never no she might forget it....her last dude cooked meth
 
I'm bugging inside tho, I always keep my composure, but I know for a fact she ain't gonna just forget ctfu, but I agree, probably best to play it cool for now... Get her to trim naked n shit...
 

althor

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She's cool, she really is, I just can't bank my freedom on uncertainty. Ecspecially since she's a female n seems to be falling very quickly, my girls are more important to me, always will be, I was going to quit my job and do this full time, man, I need to move to a different state, that would solve everything... Ugh
At the very least wait until it becomes legal in your state before quitting your job..
 

LetsGetCritical

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I've been dating this girl for about a month now, things were great, now, she's becoming clingy since I gave her a dicken. Yesterday she mentioned kids, but then went on and on, she wants them now, I'm freaked, I don't wanna do this, better yet, I'm worried about other implications this may have. As I'm not in a rec state, nor is this a one lighter...

Anyways, nobody knows about my girls, nobody! Up until I walked her out to her car, came back in, went straight to check on them, as I have an aero cloner that been leaking lately. I'm in there for several minutes and she walks in, o I forgot my phone, I must have forgotten to lock both doors, she knows where the spare was for the second... She only seen twelve fat girls under two lights, my veg, I'm trying to say its no biggie, she's cool with it, she smokes, blah blah...

But the truth is, its way too close for comfort, I never wanted a soul to know, yet alone someone I'm having second thoughts on seeing again... now what???

Do I kill them all on purpose then break it off?

Or kill her? JK lol...

Do I play nice with her n see how it goes?

Should i tell her im gay?

My favorite idea yet, act crazy as hell, be obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and embarrassing until she goes away...

Or maybe the gay thing would work, have a guy ask her who she is, he can say hes my life partner?

I can't piss her off, I know that, I have to make her want to leave...

I'm exploring all options at all costs!

I'm fucked...

Any advice at all fellas!¿?
if you aren't gay, then why are you on rollitup¿ you know this is a marijuana growing forum mainly for gay guys don't you¿
 

bellcore

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Maybe get some really shitty stale moldy weed and smoke it with her and ask her how she likes it. When she says it sucks tells her that your growing experiment was a failure. Go on to say a neighbor left the cloner curbside and you just thought would try it out.
Then say 'Back to the curbside with that grow machine.'
 

cannabis culture

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Realistically chances are that atleast a few people already know. Most peop like to feel important, interesting and in-the-know. And whenever the topic on cannabis comes up, cultivation, or just smoking with friends, people like to open their fucking mouth and be like "oh yea well i know someone who has an indoor op and its awesome." More or less.
Dude the same shit happen to me, ex g/f seen my shit by accident and swore she would tell no one, very believeable. Well the next week or so my damn neighbor was like "so hows the indoor grow going!" I was like ughhhh okayyyy. He said my ex g/f (whos friends with him and his wife) told them all about it over some dabs.
What i would do is KILL HER NOW! Then smoke a blunt, pat yourself on the back for a job well done. And now you dont have to worry about breaking it off with her. 2 birda one stone bro. :hump:
 

earthling420

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Damn man. If you didn't want a soul to know you should have rules. never check your garden right when someone leaves or when yyou're expecting someone..
That's also weird that she used your spare key to go inside while you're there... maybe she freaked and thought you might be going through her phone. Still weird. Also if she suspected something and she's never used your spare, she purposely " forgot something".
Why would you let someone you know for a month know where you keep spare? she know your pin # too?
you dont know someone after a month man.
id follow black jesus advice.
but also consider moving asap lol change your locks maybe.
 

earthling420

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say she cant come over cause your place got infested.
if she brings it up, say the op is ruined. if not she might assume it is. And so would other ppl
 
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