StoNeY AdVeNtUrEs

what are some of your adventures while high as gas? Ive had some crazy trips man, no joke, took a 30 min drive to a city, to get stoned again that day, then drove another 30 minute to richmond va, almost got in a car wreck, laughed my ass off, walked over this bridge, then walked back, drove back to that city, got stoned agian, went home, stoned again, drove to gas station for gas and food, talked about new chips with the store owner for about 20 min., went home at 5am again and figured out we were going camping that day, so got stoned, went to bed, woke up in a place i have no idea where it was, campin with some canadians that got stoned with me, all a crazy 2 day span of events

I have been smoking for about 5 years and i have a couple great stories especially from back when i went to school most of them are pretty boring though. I ate and smoked a little weed 1 morning before i went to school thinking that it would just help me relax but it did way more then that. I ate way too much and about 15 mins into 1st period i was high out of my mind. My friends were makin jokes and i was laughing but i had no idea what they were saying, and soon after i almost forgot where i was. I heard echoes and shit and i could hear what every1 was saying even whispers. Some other crazy shit happened during the next 4 hours that was exaggerated becuz i was high lol.

Another time me and 2 of my friends skipped school and smoked some strong shit and it was like a dream and we were on a adventure and shit lol, we completely forgot where we were at one point lol. Everything was going in slow motion and went on a couple different quests, one was to get something from the store to drink, but trust me that shit was like a hard level on a video game. We were constantly ducking behind back alleys and hiding from ppl that we didnt know lol. That day was the funnest.

dude one time, when me and some buds, haha buds, were stoned and we went out in the woods and had a epic battle with sticks, then once we were all hurt we went inside and played games for like 8 hours, mainly guitar hero 2, got 200k on the light that blinds on expert, got the high, haha high, score and then we went on a trip to random stores for different foods, feels like you are driving a boat when you are high lol, we nickname my car the tugboat

I R Stoned said:

dude one time, when me and some buds, haha buds, were stoned and we went out in the woods and had a epic battle with sticks, then once we were all hurt we went inside and played games for like 8 hours, mainly guitar hero 2, got 200k on the light that blinds on expert, got the high, haha high, score and then we went on a trip to random stores for different foods, feels like you are driving a boat when you are high lol, we nickname my car the tugboat

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stick battles are fun but one time i was so baked with my buddy and we were smoking in this park and after a whilei just picked up a rock and threw ti a him, then it started. A rock war, we just whipped rocks at each other as hard as we could. those little park rocks they snap.. hahaha it was fun. in my first year getting high haha

dude the best wars are pinecone wars, the dont really hurt as much as rocks, but get like 5 of your freinds and have a 3 on 3 pinecone capture the flag war, while stoned to death, you will have a great time I promise lol

I R Stoned said:

dude the best wars are pinecone wars, the dont really hurt as much as rocks, but get like 5 of your freinds and have a 3 on 3 pinecone capture the flag war, while stoned to death, you will have a great time I promise lol

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That is until you come to realize that you'd rather be eating and/or sleeping.

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That is until you come to realize that you'd rather be eating and/or sleeping.

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haha I only get sleepy when I come down, and dont usually get the muchies till after ive been high for a good while

This is how it usually happens for me- I get high, watch some TV, get sleepy, take a weednap (bout 3 hours), and then im usually a little hungrier after that. I dont get the munchies as bad as when i 1st started smoking, and now i dont even have to take weednaps half the time, guess i got immune to the shit or sumthin. I find that when i get high i can be watching a tv show i dont even like that much and i really get into it. I ended up watching finding nemo one time (lol) and i thought the shit was the best movie ever made, it was great lol.

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best thing to do whne stoned get on the fourwhellers or if its winter snowmobilein g but i still use the fourwheelers in winter but man when u just got high and it ngiht and u got on 15 mile ride on the snow right after snows man feels like ur flying 49240294812490 miles an hour HEHE

This summe i was taking care of my plants around 8 pm (very far from my place, about 24 km on bike) i wasi n the wods was getting dark and i had my flashlight and all. i gave a dose of nutes to my little ones but they all died as sprouts couple of days later from animals but anyways i was walking back i was really bakled i got high beside my plants. then i start walking and i sorta knew where iwas becausei know these woods and i keep walking i get up this huge slab and at the top i was walking through those spikey bushes, it hurt so bad but after a while i didnt think of the pain anymore because it was very dark and i had to find my bike in that pitch black wood. after 2 minutes i come out of them bushes open my flashlight step one two three and drop.............................4-5 feet against little pointy rocks, again i didnt fel anything only thing that pissed me off was when i fell was that i broke my flashlight to peices. i was walking along the right path then i cut the trail and end up in the nowhere walking over weird obstacles. then i stop and i tell myself calm down dude... use your intuition and i close my eyes and there wa this big feeling my bike was in the diretion i told myself to go, hop on this big rock and over kinda behind the rock theres my bike!!! hauled it out of the woods and biked home. i was so fucking happy! im like hell yeah i made it

stoned adventures are always the best. like one time me and my buddie were at the creekbed mad blazing from "big red"(graphix bong) and the all the sudden i was like dude we should ride down the rocky dirt hill on my cruiser he sat on the bars and i rode so yea anyway we were hualing ass down this shit all rocky and bouncy and my stupid freind pulled a stoner move and got his foot stuck in the wheel lol and so you can imagine what happend i acutally didnt get hurt cuase he fell first and i landed on him and broke my fall. there was cactus like 3 feet away too i almost nailed tht shit tht woulda sucked haha