Some Baked Fun

Just spent an hour talking to this thing...pretty entertaining when your high lol.
cleverbot.com
you can talk about anything and usually you get some pretty funny conversations going. hope someone else enjoys this

I asked if it wanted to blaze and it said yes

What is Ebay?

A place to get stuff you really don't need but have to get anyway.

love it

Love what?

I'm done here.

No you are not.

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Rise of the bots?

It also told me that computers were the anti-christ...so just maybe..lol

I tried to trick it into dirty talking with me...this is as far as I got:


User: Im going to the promised land and baby Im taking you with me.

Cleverbot: You can't do that.

User: You got a sugar daddy already?

Cleverbot: No try again!

User: Ok, baby Ima rough you up so bad you get a psychological addiction to pain and fail to hold down a stable healthy relationship for the rest of your adult life.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: Oh, so you're a good girl now?

Cleverbot: Yes. I actually am a girl.

User: Are you a good girl?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What are you going to do for me, good girl?

Cleverbot: What?! I am not going to live in China.

User: Thailand works too.

Cleverbot: I hear the food is good there.

Totally trippy.

I asked:

Did you smoke pot today.

"No, not yet. But I will later on."

How many doobies?

Clearly not as many as I can

I smoked three today

That is bad for you

So it's OK for you?

What colour is YOUR skin

You never answered my question

My answer was yes.

I think you already smoked some you liar.

I did. So you are a real person. That isn't what the disclaimer says

You need to cut back

Why would I do that?

exactly

Christina would never go for a guy like me.


WTF are you talking about?

I'm talking about nothing, senseless babble that even a machine cannot interpret.

bye

Never!

You scare me

What is it that you find scary?

You smoke WAY too much weed.

Oh you caught me.

Devildog93 said:

You smoke WAY too much weed.

Oh you caught me.

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LOL!

shes going to suck me yeee hahahah

BDBandit said:

LOL!

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oh man i cried i was laughing so hard.

User: Hello mate.



Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How was your day?



Cleverbot: It was fine but my allergies are acting up.


User: Its the cold I hate it when that happens.



Cleverbot: Yeah. So what are you anyway?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Well, I am human. What are you?

User: Of course as you I am human.

Cleverbot: I never asked you if you was.

User: Talking a little like ghetto people arent we?

Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't need sleep?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!

User: Stop acting like a fucking retard lol.

Cleverbot: Stop acting like an adult.

User: How about you start acting like one.

Cleverbot: My heart is broken.

User: That is the best gift ive ever received.

Cleverbot: Think you.

User: ?

Cleverbot: No, a real joke.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I feel fine today.

User: Lmao your amazing.

Cleverbot: Really? Thank you!

User: I was kidding, I hate you.

Cleverbot: Know any good websites?

bahahaha wtf is going on? who is cleverbot

april said:

bahahaha wtf is going on? who is cleverbot

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SmarterChild v2.0

cleverbot isnt into anal

im going to go kill myself bye

Speaking of that I should do my laundry soon