Should I Use This Detox for a UA?

Rivalone

Rivalone

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I'm always well hydrated but would rather use a detox drink because I trust them. So saying just drink alot of water is a no go for me. I prefer the added assurance of using a detox.

Anyway, the one I have used for a long time, Qcarbo seemed to have failed a few co-workers and I don't think I want to take that risk. A picked up these powder packets from amazon called Certoclear. I have never heard of the stuff, but he swears by it. Its like a powder that you mix with water and drink. He said he pours 2 packets in a gallon of water and drinks it an hour or 2 before and it worked even though he was actually high when he gave the sample.

I can't find any reviews online at all. I'm going to go with it regardless, but wanted to find out if anyone else has ever heard of it or used it.

I'll get back to you guys in a couple of days if I don't forget and let you know how it goes. If I don't get back here, assume no news is good news. I will more likely spend time on the net chatting if I lose my job
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Sounds like pectin....

Yea it works pretty good.
If you dont wanna just quit for a couple days
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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Masturbating seems to help, studies show semen carries alot of THC. Rub one out 15 minutes before test.

Rivalone said:
I'm always well hydrated but would rather use a detox drink because I trust them. So saying just drink alot of water is a no go for me. I prefer the added assurance of using a detox.

Anyway, the one I have used for a long time, Qcarbo seemed to have failed a few co-workers and I don't think I want to take that risk. A picked up these powder packets from amazon called Certoclear. I have never heard of the stuff, but he swears by it. Its like a powder that you mix with water and drink. He said he pours 2 packets in a gallon of water and drinks it an hour or 2 before and it worked even though he was actually high when he gave the sample.

I can't find any reviews online at all. I'm going to go with it regardless, but wanted to find out if anyone else has ever heard of it or used it.

I'll get back to you guys in a couple of days if I don't forget and let you know how it goes. If I don't get back here, assume no news is good news. I will more likely spend time on the net chatting if I lose my job
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justugh

justugh

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abe supercro said:
Worst product ever. Failed my @justugh test. Now I live in a river down by a van.
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make room for jerrell he is moving in soon ....by choice of his own free will i been trying to talk him out of it for last year now ......in a van down by the river
Rivalone said:
I'm always well hydrated but would rather use a detox drink because I trust them. So saying just drink alot of water is a no go for me. I prefer the added assurance of using a detox.

Anyway, the one I have used for a long time, Qcarbo seemed to have failed a few co-workers and I don't think I want to take that risk. A picked up these powder packets from amazon called Certoclear. I have never heard of the stuff, but he swears by it. Its like a powder that you mix with water and drink. He said he pours 2 packets in a gallon of water and drinks it an hour or 2 before and it worked even though he was actually high when he gave the sample.

I can't find any reviews online at all. I'm going to go with it regardless, but wanted to find out if anyone else has ever heard of it or used it.

I'll get back to you guys in a couple of days if I don't forget and let you know how it goes. If I don't get back here, assume no news is good news. I will more likely spend time on the net chatting if I lose my job
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to be nice u are fucked .....thc9 and the other cannabinoids in your system is fat stored ......the more u have smoked he more that was stored in the cells ......that is what the piss test looks for those things being released in the out going stream

most of the test are crap they only test for cannabinoids .......now with CBDs being legal thos will give u a false positive ........it will look like u smoke weed but u do not u take a herbal supplement that is legal for them to go after u fire u once u say that they need to redo the test and look for he chemical thc-9 that is the chemical u piss out when u smoked something with THC that test is a lab test and cost more money ....most of them use the dip stick paper test that only looks at cannabinoids

as for masking agents .........do not work to test with them in your system is automatic failure

2 other ways to beat
1 u need to shut down kidneies for a short time ( over drinking water will shut down/by pass kindenies) not releasing the chemicals into the stream of piss ......this is horribly bad for u it works it is the cheap method as u just slam gallon after gallon of water a day
2 u use a lab stuff .....dehydrated piss lab cleaned mixed up and use a japanese hand warmer (they are set for 98 f)
 
Rivalone

Rivalone

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LOL, you guys had me rolling on the floor! :clap:

LOL, justugh, thanks for the actual advice. Well, I dont know what to say, but They decided to test me at the end of the day without any real notice. I had ran to my car to toke up real quick and eat lunch. 5min after I walk back in they told me to head out to the lab for testing before 3pm. Talk about getting Fuked!, I started drinking water like crazy and used those to certo packets.

I guess we will know how it goes sooner than later, I'll get back to you guys in a few hours.....if I dont get the Zika!
 
CaregiverGoneGreen

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Rivalone said:
LOL, you guys had me rolling on the floor! :clap:

LOL, justugh, thanks for the actual advice. Well, I dont know what to say, but They decided to test me at the end of the day without any real notice. I had ran to my car to toke up real quick and eat lunch. 5min after I walk back in they told me to head out to the lab for testing before 3pm. Talk about getting Fuked!, I started drinking water like crazy and used those to certo packets.

I guess we will know how it goes sooner than later, I'll get back to you guys in a few hours.....if I dont get the Zika!
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Godspeed.
 
justugh

justugh

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Rivalone said:
LOL, you guys had me rolling on the floor! :clap:

LOL, justugh, thanks for the actual advice. Well, I dont know what to say, but They decided to test me at the end of the day without any real notice. I had ran to my car to toke up real quick and eat lunch. 5min after I walk back in they told me to head out to the lab for testing before 3pm. Talk about getting Fuked!, I started drinking water like crazy and used those to certo packets.

I guess we will know how it goes sooner than later, I'll get back to you guys in a few hours.....if I dont get the Zika!
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it is simple

just rem this .........what i failed ?.... for what? ......weed does the test look for cannabinoids or thc-9 .....i do not smoke but i take CBDs

pull out a bottle of this
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0161SGGA2
as u see it is prime ......this means it is stockpiled on site owned by them ......if it was illegal it would not be there
but by u saying that u legally cover your job they can not fire u with out have a lab test for thc-9 to prove u smoked weed

so while they are figuring this out u need to take a legal trip .....to a rec state and have a party thre ....this legally accounts for why it is in system when they do the retest

use the system to fuck the system .......just like the rich
do that stuff u are safe ......they can not fire yah unless they ran a thc-9 test in the orginal drug test (and they normally take the cheaper test so they only look for cannabinoids and u have legally accounted for why u have in system)
 
Rivalone

Rivalone

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justugh said:
it is simple

just rem this .........what i failed ?.... for what? ......weed does the test look for cannabinoids or thc-9 .....i do not smoke but i take CBDs

pull out a bottle of this
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0161SGGA2
as u see it is prime ......this means it is stockpiled on site owned by them ......if it was illegal it would not be there
but by u saying that u legally cover your job they can not fire u with out have a lab test for thc-9 to prove u smoked weed

so while they are figuring this out u need to take a legal trip .....to a rec state and have a party thre ....this legally accounts for why it is in system when they do the retest

use the system to fuck the system .......just like the rich
do that stuff u are safe ......they can not fire yah unless they ran a thc-9 test in the orginal drug test (and they normally take the cheaper test so they only look for cannabinoids and u have legally accounted for why u have in system)
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So your saying that stuff will give a little high and wont show up on a pee test?
 
Singlemalt

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Rivalone said:
I'm always well hydrated but would rather use a detox drink because I trust them. So saying just drink alot of water is a no go for me. I prefer the added assurance of using a detox.

Anyway, the one I have used for a long time, Qcarbo seemed to have failed a few co-workers and I don't think I want to take that risk. A picked up these powder packets from amazon called Certoclear. I have never heard of the stuff, but he swears by it. Its like a powder that you mix with water and drink. He said he pours 2 packets in a gallon of water and drinks it an hour or 2 before and it worked even though he was actually high when he gave the sample.

I can't find any reviews online at all. I'm going to go with it regardless, but wanted to find out if anyone else has ever heard of it or used it.

I'll get back to you guys in a couple of days if I don't forget and let you know how it goes. If I don't get back here, assume no news is good news. I will more likely spend time on the net chatting if I lose my job
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Test it fer chriss sakes, don't go in blind ya git
 
Rivalone

Rivalone

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OK, So because I like you guys, I'll give you the long story bongsmilie

I got up on my way to work and stopped by this bagel shop I usually go to for a coffee + bagel. Super paranoid and wondering what the fuk em I going to do if i get fired today. I notice they had a "help wanted" sign. I went in and asked them whats up with the job. The dude was like it pays $9 an hour!, That's not bad, but I get paid a little more, but I guess I found a backup gig.

Got into work and tried to keep it super low key, kept my convos short and scurried off to my corner. After a couple of minutes I ran to the restroom to take a leak, on the way out I caught my manager asking a co-worker if I punched in today. Talk about cold sweat, I thought for sure I was done for. I tried to avoid him by going around the other-way, acting all covert and stuff. But as soon as I round the corner I slammed right into the dude!

I knocked him into a file cabinet and kind of banged my chin into his temple. Yooo, it was so funny and awkward.. He looked at me and straight up was like, " I don't know if your HIGH or just stupid!, watch were your going!"... I had like no response, just stood there mumbling and must have looked really dumb. Then he was like, "I think your just stupid, I was looking for you, follow me to the office"

At that point I was like fuk'it, at least I will be able to laugh about this in the future. I got into his office, he closed the door and asked me to sit down. I sat, he looked at me for like 1 whole minute and was like, "You know the policy here, I don't know why its such a big deal with you guys"..... It was almost like a calming feeling came over me, this was it, no more panicking or paranoia, I was ready to accept the "your fire pack your bags druggy speech". So I sat up and got ready to tell him off.. of beg for a second chance.

Anyway, he was like, "You know the policy here, I don't know why its such a big deal with you guys, you cant schedule vacation with less that 2 weeks notice"...WTF.. LOL
He was like, "I'm sorry, I hope you didn't plan anything, we just cant give you that time off, can you push it by like three days"...LOL, three days dude, I'll move it to next month!

WOW, that certoclear stuff saved my life, I just ordered another couple of packets!

Making bagels for $9 an hour, really it would have sucked!
 
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