Sham-Whoa.

GrowTech

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i have a whole story on this guy check it out:

this dude was a bad meth addict and took out loans and fronts from shitloads of cooks, and then one day he got busted with some and thrown in jail, anyways the dealers caught up with him after he got out of jail and they started bitchslappin his ass and he was running from them, so now he's on the run, doing road-gigs promoting shammy rags to pay off his methlab debt that so many people are trying to kill him over...

watch, soon you're going to hear this some day soon on the news: "Sham Wow promoter found dead in restaurant dumpster with several stab wounds to the upper abdomen"
 

misshestermoffitt

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I really want to smash that guys face in. What is with the "maddona phone" mic? Could they not afford a boom mic?

I saw that slap-chop thing last night. I want to slap-chop his face.
 

GrowTech

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What is with the "maddona phone" mic? Could they not afford a boom mic?

they want you to feel that regardless of the fact that they are selling a century old product, they are still on the cutting edge of communications and promotional concepts.


the sham wow guy would be perfect for an episode of "law and order" about a pedophile. :lol:
 

Ramen Shaman

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Hey, hey now. How can you guys not love this guy? He's such a smooth-talker, and his commercials are funny as fuck.

Don't be hatin' just cause you aren't on the tele-whatsit machine.
 

GrowTech

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Hey, hey now. How can you guys not love this guy? He's such a smooth-talker, and his commercials are funny as fuck.

Don't be hatin' just cause you aren't on the tele-whatsit machine.

Because he seems like the kind of guy to leave years of psychological trauma with your children if you hired him to babysit... $20 says he's on the megans law database :lol:
 

mastakoosh

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i need the slap chop cuz god knows i need to chop vegetables in 10 seconds rather than 30 seconds with a knife.:roll:
 

KaliKitsune

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I'd personally like to shank the guy and wipe that smarmy grin off his face.

Looks like he's taking it up the ass in a most uncomfortable position.
 
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