Roll Up A Blunt

One puff two puffs, I'm hooked like handcuffs
A thrush and a head rush, says that I've had enough
I'm sprung hear it comes, down a pathway through my lungs
A cloud of cluddered smoke, blends with my oxygen
The one human being, can't give me this satisfaction
Your centrifugal force, causes a chain reaction
The strategy you use, is addictive to many
One of you is not enough, I need five or twenty
I smoke plenty, menage tois with cigars
Wrapping weed like cigars, puts my mind on bars
Cut it down the middle, split it like the Red Sea
Show love filled with buds, fresh off the ganja tree
I'm on optimoes, force feeding you these flows
The aroma of marijuana, hits like Tyson blows
Boat loads of do-do, I'm in Akapoko
Tooty and fool coo-coo, but I'm going loco I'm blowed

Just roll up a blunt, and you know we gonna get high
Some killa weed, 24/7 3-65
Roll up a blunt yeah, and you know we gonna get high
Some killa weed, just to keep you satisfied

the horny man

1 -2 mic chekkit, i come to get nekkid
so canni get widdit, n honey canni hit it?
cuz im the horny man n i love to hit skins,
see i got a jimmy hat, so its safe to go in,
gettin hot like a toaster, posin' on ya poster,
come n take a ride on my love rollercoaster,
swimmin in women - divin like scuba,
im hittin mad skins like my man grand puba,
now everybody love me cuz i gotta lotta flava,
n plus im best known for my sexual behavior
im hung like a hanger, the big weed slanger,
n like the hip-squad im a status head banger,
addicted like a drug, all you need is a hug and
you can be looooooved -
so now im gettin hype, i wanna be like mike,
n never met a female that i didnt like,
u know i treat um like a prostitute, u know i knock the boots,
n if theyre man steps up, well then im quick to shoot
im always packin never lackin when im mackin
i come forreala, quit actin like u crackin,
kickin lotsa flava call me flava mackalishis n i keep alotta bitches
cuz they say that im delicious
ill be dippin n divin, n stirr it up like coffee,
excuse me mr softy but your girlfriend wont get off me
cuz im hard like a rock, tearin up the lock, with a 9mm glock n
a ten foot cock
produce dope hits
i love big tits
n plus im all that n a hot bowl of grits
weigh a buck n three quarters
so fathers hide your daughters
because im runnin through um like my name was ricki watters
ima dip n move, n do a spin move, plus groove, cuz i aint got shit to prove,
gettin love with the pud like sam malone
plus i make a bitch moan when its time to bone
cuz i melt um like butter, word to your mother
n you know I WANNA GET BLUNTED MY BROTHAAA!!!
partys too grand, much love from my clan,
piece out from the mothafuckin horny man.

a yo this emcee is so highly addicted to THC
i smoke so much that when i breath it smells like green
im the REAL Kush King rollin up frosty trees
i got a beat bumpin sittin here typin and mumblin
stumblin over words like nothin my assumption
is that im straight bustin this freestyle sittin on marijuana isle
were i puff and smoke blunts pack the pretty nugs in the bong to get f'ed up i got my insane lyrical design that just brings forth this incredible vibe
where we can stand side by side and get high let our brains collide just like masterminds with an everlasting supply of ganja man im like a piranha
smokin a grip of marijuana havin sex with yo momma just like the dalai lama
i spit poision like a viper got precision aim like a sniper the third emcee to spit in the roll up a blunt cypher i wont expire im here to get RIU higher im the rhyme supplier
the designated driver cuz i dont drink i just get high and think deep some say im a creep but i tell em nah im a freak thats addicted to speakin to beats i cant stop i keep it real with the true hip hop always commin off the top when i set up shop to represent the orange county block roll one up and get knocked.

il stab you in the eye yo
with a biro
the same biro you just used to sign your giro
you fuckin wino
dont ever cross my line yo
il hit you so hard your arse will hit the floor in cairo

i didnt quote but you gotta relax bro
why all the violence? maybe u need to be silent
cuz that was childish ima fire this lyrical piss
throw a fit like a little kid trippin on acid dang man im plastered
and heading for disaster i got your girly captured
and her physic aint that slim its like im having sex with twins
but ima ride that piece of cattle like a horse's saddle i also got the doggie paddle for when she gets outta line i just smack her on the bum a few times and continue to ride into the sunshine.

this is all fun and games please no one be offended

I used to be a bully
Cause I got bullied too
And I'm still getting headaches
From all that sniffing glue
From all that sniffing gas
And always missing class
I mean missing class
My mind is lost on mars
My mind is lost in space
Cause all I see is stars
I hope life aint a race
Cause I aint really fast
I wished I'd stayed school
And got me better marks
I thought it was really cool
To always bunk in parks
Cause back then I just wanted to be like Howard Marks
I wanted to make loadsa money off my favourite plants

I didnt write that mind, or the previous one i just like them haha