RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL

Singlemalt found us a real ship! (though it is in slightly used condition)

I think we can make a go if enough of us with the right skillz sign on, who is with me? Let's turn pirate! and sail the seven seas!

Arrrrgh, matey, I'll bring the parrot.

I am so down, all ive ever wanted to do was sail on a sailboat, grow on an island and smuggle in via scuba/barrels. I'm fucking DOWN!

I'll breng yee rum! zee mates must bringith zee rolling papers, mate!

me and boats are like oil and water, last time i was on a boat, i looked like this for about 2 days after,

racerboy71 said:

me and boats are like oil and water, last time i was on a boat, i looked like this for about 2 days after,

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I'll be providing the oil, if i can just concentrate

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to grow cannabis. I'm in.

racerboy71 said:

me and boats are like oil and water, last time i was on a boat, i looked like this for about 2 days after,

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Sooo, if we pour you out over troubled waters.....?

gotta have wenches too

I have zero funding but want the fuck out of the US, so i will earn my keep. We need funding, damnnnnnnnnnn it!

BarnBuster said:

gotta have wenches too

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fuck wenches, they bitch... GOATS!

BarnBuster said:

gotta have wenches too

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Metric AND standard.

Oooho we need so many peeps to help run this and then to keep it when it gets all done so it's nice and shit. Parrots, wenches and alcohol are a good start but someone needs to deal with the rats.... and then there's the maintenance on the thing.. so we have to do that (at least).

cannabineer said:

I'll be providing the oil, if i can just concentrate

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Yeah you and chemicals that go boom! HEY We need a tow like they used to do with targets and float the bear off the back.... I'm good with water skiiing

I have two male cats, they can kill some serious fucking rats... ill bring... just gotta share some fish with them. unless we dont have enough, then we can kill them and eat them =D

Well, I think of ole Pim as a Capt. Ahab type chasing the ghost ship deserves his shot at the rats.....but I have contingencies , I'll implement when Pim fails

Singlemalt said:

Well, I think of ole Pim as a Capt. Ahab type chasing the ghost ship deserves his shot at the rats.....but I have contingencies , I'll implement when Pim fails

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I can't escape Fritz, can I?

curious2garden said:

Yeah you and chemicals that go boom! HEY We need a tow like they used to do with targets and float the bear off the back.... I'm good with water skiiing

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"Go with the floe"

I'll need some hotties* to help man the laboratory s̶c̶o̶w̶ yacht ...
*does not denote Chernobyl experience

Oh don't worry; we're dumping Pim either way soon as the rats are dead

BarnBuster said:

gotta have wenches too

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shit I'm wasted! I keep reading this as goats have wenches too! damn!