"Put Your Goddamn cock away"

I had a "buddy" do that at his own house party.Too funny.We aren't friends anymore though.At least this guy was on the meth.
 
I use my penis to tell time. It's really easy you just have to be good at math, line it up with the sun and use the shadow to calculate.
 
LOL
When you need to rub one out, you need to rub one out.
thank god he was escorted away from the grocery store before getting his hands on a watermelon
 
Masturbating in public isn't normal, but on meth it is!

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Meth turns some people gay...true story

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this would have been cooler if it happened in florida or germany.



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Fighting off 15 cops at once while rubbing one out -- I would be proud of that, imagine the conversation the next morning in the tank

Im thinking that he enjoyed the pepper spray
 
Thounds like you just figured me "Out" guy...


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