Police say suspect transformed into a goat

hmm sounds like officer johnny law didnt catch a suspect and needed to cover it up




LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.
Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas

wow it was deffintly the cops stealin da cars

good acid.

fdd2blk said:

good acid.

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lol or that

You would think if the guy can transform into a goat he'd be in a different line of work than stealing cars.

--SS

r u just high and have thoughts just flowin in your head? cause this sound slike b/s to me, what cop would be stupid enough, bahaha who am i kidding,

Just like the cops , rather than admit failure, the fucking asses arrested a goat, probably the only thing near the crime, good thing one of our innocent asses werent walking by, we'd fucking be in jail.

stupidity is hilarious.