PLEASE HELP....Urine Test
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Woomeister
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nothing!!........
doctorRobert
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dont drink too much you can acualy drown yourself
korvette1977
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I would not show up .. and take friday off too... use those days to flush your system . and take the test on monday.
skunkdog
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This is TRUE!!!!!!!!
Charfizcool
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^^Yep your brain swells up from all the water and you die. I think it's like 6 gallons in a hour will do it?
Woomeister
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most Ecstacy deaths are due to water intake and brain swelling not mdma!
Charfizcool
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......cool?
Woomeister
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????????????????
Charfizcool
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!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! we should prolly get back on topic. I heard cranberry juice works, but idk how shitting a lot would clean out your blood? Now that I think about it where does THC go in the human body besides the brain?
Woomeister
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it bonds to the fat in white blood cells
Woomeister
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In the Uk the army have hair samples taken as any drug will show up under folicular testing for many weeks ,sometimes months.
Charfizcool
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^Just shave your head bald.
Woomeister
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and the rest of your body? LoL what an image a totaly shaved male!LMAO
Charfizcool
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so if I have a low body fat % could I cleanse my system faster than some fat guy?
Charfizcool
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shaved eyebrows...DO IT! lol it makes people look un-human, like some kind of wild hairless monkey or something.
Florida Girl
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You don't mention what KIND of test... so I'll guess urine (as that's what most employers use)
1.) WATER - Drink LOTS of it
2.) WORKOUTS - Work out 2 hours everyday (if you already work out this much.. INCREASE the time). This will help your body manage the excessive amounts of water intake as the body needs water to replace what is sweat out. It also will help boost metabolism as it is burning energy and fat cells THC can be stored in. Work outs are anything that makes your heart rate increase and cause you to sweat. If you don't belong to a gym... RUN or jog (power walking won't do it in 3 days.... you need to do more)!
3.) GARLIC - I have NO proof this will do anything... other then I know it helps to CLEANSE the kidneys. To maximize the benefits.... mince it and DON'T cook it.... put loads of it in salsa and eat it on salads (lettuce contains loads of water too).
4.) The night before the test go to your gym and sit in the steam room to sweat out the extra garlic so you don't REEK when you go to the pee test. If you don't belong to a gym... make a steam room out of your bathroom...close the door and run the hot water... sit in there until you feel light headed to expel the extra garlic.
Good luck... and let us know how it all works out...
Florida Girl
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You don't mention what KIND of test... so I'll guess urine (as that's what most employers use)
1.) WATER - Drink LOTS of it
2.) WORKOUTS - Work out 2 hours everyday (if you already work out this much.. INCREASE the time). This will help your body manage the excessive amounts of water intake as the body needs water to replace what is sweat out. It also will help boost metabolism as it is burning energy and fat cells THC can be stored in. Work outs are anything that makes your heart rate increase and cause you to sweat. If you don't belong to a gym... RUN or jog (power walking won't do it in 3 days.... you need to do more)!
3.) GARLIC (lots of it) - I have NO proof this will do anything... other then I know it helps to CLEANSE the kidneys. To maximize the benefits.... mince it and DON'T cook it.... put loads of it in salsa and eat it on salads (lettuce contains loads of water too).
4.) The night before the test go to your gym and sit in the steam room to sweat out the extra garlic so you don't REEK when you go to the pee test. If you don't belong to a gym... make a steam room out of your bathroom...close the door and run the hot water... sit in there until you feel light headed to expel the extra garlic.
Good luck... and let us know how it all works out...