People you didn't know smoked . . .

Have you ever had someone ask you for bud or to hook them up and it totally mind fucked you because you never would've thought they smoked weed? Whether it be best friends, relatives, co-workers, post your stories.

My aunt lives in Ohio and haven't seen her in 15 years, so I'm talking to her on the phone cause she's thinking of coming down for Christmas. She asks me if we have any good "dank" where I live? TOTAL STONER!! Been smoking for 35 years . . . imagine my suprise.

Matt09784 said:

Have you ever had someone ask you for bud or to hook them up and it totally mind fucked you because you never would've thought they smoked weed? Whether it be best friends, relatives, co-workers, post your stories.

My aunt lives in Ohio and haven't seen her in 15 years, so I'm talking to her on the phone cause she's thinking of coming down for Christmas. She asks me if we have any good "dank" where I live? TOTAL STONER!! Been smoking for 35 years . . . imagine my suprise.

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nope im very good at reading ppl so i kno who are the stoners and who r not

I had a guy that i was kinda friends with. He found out i smoked and bitch me out and said i was nothing but a stoner loser. So im in college now and my roommates are good friends with the guy. He comes down a few weeks ago, throws down a bag of schwag, and says lets smoke. Free shwag? I was pretty mind fucked by the hypocrite but i broke down and smoked his shit anyways....damn stoner hahahaha

haha ya i got a good one, i was with my wife.../girlfriend at the time for a whole year and had no fucking clue she toked up. she was hiding it from me and i was hiding it from her. came home one day and caught her hittin my bong i had stashed in the garage, turns out she knew i was smokin the whole time though and had been smokin my shit while i was at work all the time. she's quit since then though, FUCKIN POT HEAD!!

Fader1 said:

haha ya i got a good one, i was with my wife.../girlfriend at the time for a whole year and had no fucking clue she toked up. she was hiding it from me and i was hiding it from her. came home one day and caught her hittin my bong i had stashed in the garage, turns out she knew i was smokin the whole time though and had been smokin my shit while i was at work all the time. she's quit since then though!!

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lol hahahaha that wuz pretty funny

Hmmmm...I didn't know whiterhyno smoked....

when i first moved away to university, one of my room mate's mothers took me aside and started asking if i was a stoner, i was like wtf she's gonna kill me but it turned out she just wanted some bud and she ended up buying off me for like a year! her kid never smoked and i was sworn to secrecy about the ma but it was well class.

couple years later when i was working in this daft tourist shop, used to go out for a sneaky j at lunch time and then get dead para about getting fired for it. after a couple of weeks everyone went to the pub after work and i discovered that like all the guys that worked there were total potheads, even the managers. that was one of the greatest jobs ever.

When I was in eigth grade, The "DARE" program was just becoming popular. I remember the brainwashing we had recieved from a individual teacher about the horrors of Marijuana. This guy acted like he hated every thing about the drug.
This past summer, this teacher got busted by DEA for having 8 plants hidden in the woods behind his out. Turns out the neighbors became curious on his whereabouts because he was always walking back there. They followed him, saw his crop and proceeded the call the authorities. Totally blew my mind.