People who really piss me off

Wannabreed

Active Member
This morning I woke up bright and early, brewed some coffee and stepped outside to get the shock of my life. In the early hours of the morning somebody broke into my garden and made off with every last plant I had outside, they were about three to five days from harvest. Every last one, even the guerrilla plants hidden in rose bushes. I've come across other people's gardens by accident before and have helped myself to the occasional bud or two at most. They took every last plant, all my ladies. Such disrespect, the kind of people who do shit like this really piss me off.
 

MrFishy

Well-Known Member
Fuck! I don't know how you can be so calm (apparently) . . . IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE (but your family) you may be able to discover who burned you. Keep mum (quiet, NOT ONE PEEP)
Tell no one and it will possibly get back to you, like some fool you know (sorta) will ask about your crop, or some fool will say they heard you got ripped off. Then you simply say "from who" and watch 'em squirm! IF they hesitate, you can believe they were in on it, if not the person who f'd ya.
This cannot work if you blab.
Sorry, better luck.
If family knows, let 'em know what you're trying to do with the keeping it quiet and beg them to do the same.
 

KiloBit

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This morning I woke up bright and early, brewed some coffee and stepped outside to get the shock of my life. In the early hours of the morning somebody broke into my garden and made off with every last plant I had outside, they were about three to five days from harvest. Every last one, even the guerrilla plants hidden in rose bushes. I've come across other people's gardens by accident before and have helped myself to the occasional bud or two at most. They took every last plant, all my ladies. Such disrespect, the kind of people who do shit like this really piss me off.
As we said long ago bummer man.

You may want to get a dog or two. They usually stir up a lot shit when they smell something out of the ordinary. Sorry dude.
 

MauiLover1

Well-Known Member
Did you ever see Pulp Fiction? If you find those motherfuckers I recommend that you get some homies down there with a pair of pliers and some blow torches. Get medieval on their ass!
 

Taran

Well-Known Member
Yeah man, My shit got jacked, and im still on the hunt for them bitchs.

Id go Apeshit though if it was my plants...

Search and Destroy!

Happy Hunting.
 

Wannabreed

Active Member
I got a visit from the RCMP today, they claimed to be acting off a tip. I decided to just tell the truth, show them the stumps and let them have a look around. Fortunately they took it well and said something about this happening a few times around here recently. Funnily enough they let me off with a warning, "In future always hide your plants better or maybe just grow indoors but try and keep it small." Hmmm...Where have I heard that before? Hopefully that'll be the fucking end of it.
 
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