Passing a Drug Test

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guhman2002

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I stopped Smoking 1 week and 2 days ago... I have a drug test for a job that I really need in 2 weeks... what can I do to prepare for this test? I dunno if 3 weeks is enough naturally or if there is anything I can do to help get it out of me?
 
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korvette1977

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work out . stay away from greasy foods ,, drink LOTS cranberry , water , gatorade you should be ok.. get a few detox's from the drug store you have the time needed
 
E=MC420

E=MC420

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You an go to Walgreens and buy an at home drug test thats detects THC. It may help calm your nerves, assuming it says negative.
 
Ravioli

Ravioli

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I always have some sythetic piss lying around in case I ever need to do a UA. It's like 50 bucks but its well worth it for peace of mind.
 
evanridesmx450

evanridesmx450

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yea dude three weeks is definatly enough i had a drug test 10 days after i smoked and i was fine... and i still did all the eating i usually did.. nothing went wrong... if they do a mouth swab that only takes 3 days to clear out of your mouth and hair is one year if it is longer than 2 inches but if you get hair cuts alot and its two inches you wont have anyproblems...
 
deesbarrett

deesbarrett

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Well I know a friend who smokes up to the day that he has to test and he puts about a dime size load of ajax into a gallon of water and drinks it...and he passes EVERTIME!!!
 
greenpriest024

greenpriest024

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how long weed stays in your system depends on how much you smoked before you stopped. a good friend of mine tested positive after 12 days of being clean and he was smoking 3/4 times a week for about 2 weeks before he got caught. if you smoked very heavily and for a long time you could have it in your system for up to 2 months, THC settles in the fat in your body, it is not water-soluble so the only effect the water will have will be to dilute your piss to the point of leaving any THC untraceable. the best advice was given by korvette - you need to get your metabolism Up to clear out the THC fast and the best way is with lots of exercise. if you have any friends who don't do drugs the best thing to do is keep smoking and get them to tinkle in a test tube :D
 
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justcurious

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korvette and greenpriest024 are right on. You need to increase your metabolism. If this is really important to you, do the following:
Exercise- Cardio and strength. Keep it light if you have been sedentary. Walk every day gradually building up to a light jog for at least 30 minutes. Do some beginner type weight lifting but DO NOT OVERDO IT.
Diet- Eat small meals several times a day. Try to stay under 2000 calories/day. KEEP AWAY FROM THE JUNK FOOD. Fat is your enemy in this endeavor.

Don't waste your money on 'cleansing products' and for God's sake don't drink any Ajax! You can also submit, at your expense, for your own private test right before your deadline. If you're still positive maybe you can contrive an excuse (out of town funeral). Best of luck.
 
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bterz

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I smoked almost everyday for 18 months of probation and passed all 18 tests.

I used stuff called "CERTO". I usually quit 3 days before my test and consumed as much water as possible. Also, when purchasing the certo purchase a large yellow gatorade. (not the regular size but the one bigger). About 75 minutes before your test, mix the Certo into the gatorade. Dont shake but stir. Chug the gatorade as fast as possible, get it down within 5 minutes.

Take atleast 3 pisses before you go in and on your 4th piss, pinch it about halfway through your piss to give your work there sample. This should clear any residue that may be left behind.

Good luck and be smart.
 
SHIZI

SHIZI

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yeaah man dont sweat this at all........i smoked like 6 days before a drug test and passed the limit. Yes there is a legal limit. i dont know exactly how much you need in your system but if its under a certain amount they cant legally do anything to you, because it could have been second hand. Anyway you will deff be good by your test time. Belive me i have had like 5 exxperiences in college with random drug testing hahal.
 
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guhman2002

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I smoked ALOT before I quit... probably an 8th a day for a year straight... I'll work on my metabolism... my back yard is a 1 acre DOWN hill at about a 50* angle.. I'll just walk/jog that alot I reckon, Visit kroger for the salad bar and stay clean... I currently attend a university 3 days a week and have to walk 150 stairs from my car to my class and then back, and the rest of the day I am pretty active so hopefully I'm burning a good amount of fat... I'll get an at home drug test or 2 and do some experimentation...

I've heard about the ajax/bleach but I'd rather have to find a new job then put that in my system.

One more question... should I stay away from 2nd hand or will that not do anyhting?
 
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