I LOVE U, RIU! Why, you might ask? Cuz, this site fucking, indian-dude-backscratching-tastic ROOOLS, that's why, you neglectful, filthy whore! (I felt that in this situation one rapidly set, yet instituting exclaimation mark would suffice...)
THX to my pal Torsten (I reside in Germany currently) to recommend me this site, he's here registered too, but I forgot his user name)
Now I'm finally encouraged enough to get off my lazy white-trash-ass and cultivate my own marijuana temple, a.k.a. my local city park (Berlin's Grunewald (green woods in ENG) is huge!
Right now I'm having a movie (german expression, means having smoked premium ganja), I arived finally to the state to the mind where you're totally aware of every subconcious thought, even the ones which aren't fully articulated yet! Oh boy, I'm so motherfucking poor, got no money left till fucking Friday, shit sucks! Got no munchies, am abiding at motherfucking pathetic WATER (fucker got no fucking taste!) when it comes to my thirst extinguishing solution! Being unoccupied, being dependant from Mom (well, for the moment), and now raiding a site which ponders about marijuana cultivation! Momma would just flip the fuck out!
I am bored, I wonder how many dreams are dreamt at this moment, how many movies are shown in cinemas all around the world now...watching a movie allows you to shut your brain the fuck up and being permitted to reside in somebody else's fantasy for a bit.
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Oh boy, I hope I'll be getting a job some day in the near future, I hate eating shitty food, shitting in a fucking compost toilet, not getting laid by some premium-ass, big-tits platin-blond multitalents! Is this my future, the young poet asks a silent crowd, not conceivable by touch, vision or smell, just perceivable by the letters emerging out of nowhere, which comment to your given post...
Dear RIU, I hope our demi-godlike, omniscient, all-seeing and all-sensing moderators, having reached the ultimate and eternal zenith of their precious beauty and logic, won't kick me the fuck out, if they see how I totally abuse their magnificent Internet forum, fucking gulp!
Ciao, I'm on a travel, see you back in some other reality.
(going to compost toilet, defecating shitty food, coming back, rolling a cig, lightening it up...)
OOPS, forgot to hit the Submit Button!