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ejh805

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So, I'm sorry if this is the wrong forum for this question....

But, I saw a labcorp van pull into my job as I was leaving today. Does anyone know how their mobile/on-site testing works? I can't find any info online and I'm hoping someone here has had a similar experience. If I can't find clean piss, I'll probably call in sick tomorrow...anxiety attacks, man.
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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well that sucks.
i'm not up on the latest in piss testing. i went to a labcorp for my last one years ago but it was an office. good luck and here's some rep for staying home tomorrow :eyesmoke:
 
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minnesmoker

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ejh805 said:
So, I'm sorry if this is the wrong forum for this question....

But, I saw a labcorp van pull into my job as I was leaving today. Does anyone know how their mobile/on-site testing works? I can't find any info online and I'm hoping someone here has had a similar experience. If I can't find clean piss, I'll probably call in sick tomorrow...anxiety attacks, man.
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Have clean piss, and like said, hope for no hair analysis.

On the off chance, you could hope it's about that accusation the boss's assistant made before she quit.
 
DutchKillsRambo

DutchKillsRambo

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but after I graduated LabCorp contacted me for shitty temp lab jobs for a good few months. Are you sure it's for a drug test?
 
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ejh805

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I think the people who run where I work are too cheap to pay for hair analysis. I mean, it's just a call center. And no, I'm not 100% sure it IS a drug screening. My company has been doing this "health initiative" thing, and I hear lab-corp offers health screenings too. BUT... we were recently bought out by a new company, so they could be doing this as a starting measure to start getting rid of people, y'know?

I REALLY appreciate everyone's input. Another girl I work with told me I could use her piss bc she's clean. We get there before anyone else in the office, so I'm just gonna keep a bottle of piss in my undies all day. Gross, but better than being unemployed!
 
sunni

sunni

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ejh805 said:
I think the people who run where I work are too cheap to pay for hair analysis. I mean, it's just a call center. And no, I'm not 100% sure it IS a drug screening. My company has been doing this "health initiative" thing, and I hear lab-corp offers health screenings too. BUT... we were recently bought out by a new company, so they could be doing this as a starting measure to start getting rid of people, y'know?

I REALLY appreciate everyone's input. Another girl I work with told me I could use her piss bc she's clean. We get there before anyone else in the office, so I'm just gonna keep a bottle of piss in my undies all day. Gross, but better than being unemployed!
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you guys get drug tested for call centers?
man thats rough , i was high as shit everyday i worked for the american roadside assistance for VET's . USAA , vets and military people were always lovely to talk to it its their goddamn families that was HORRIFIC .
 
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ejh805

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sunni said:
you guys get drug tested for call centers?
man thats rough , i was high as shit everyday i worked for the american roadside assistance for VET's . USAA , vets and military people were always lovely to talk to it its their goddamn families that was HORRIFIC .
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Yeah, it's kind of a load of bullshit haha. It IS a 401k company and we're handling peoples life-savings though....so we're expected to maintain an air of "professionalism". Personally I can't make small-talk when I'm stoned, so it's not like I ever come to work high. If they DO do a drug test, everyone back here in the call center except for the one clean girl is going to be gone. And I think my freak-out episode was just well-developed paranoia. No drug test today. WOO

Better celebrate with a bowl.
 
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