Noooo! My trophy....!

• Robbed! Pilfered! Snatched from my grasping hooves....!

I was one 'like' short of getting the 2000 like trophy which would have propelled me back onto and near top of the points board. I'd have been rubbing shoulders with the likes of Ching and some guy called Slim Jim, or something ( )

Anyway. Here is the moral of the tale. If a thread gets deleted, any likes you have earned within go too. I know cos Sunni told me, and she's proper like.

To protect yourself from the immense disappointment i am currently enduring you should follow the steps outlines below.

• Do not post in threads entitled 'dick pics', 'my anus', i hate all (insert religion/race here)
• Do not post in the threads of unstable members (askapro, ghostdriver etc)
• Even if you have a spectecular story to tell about your escapades of your depraved youth, save it for the grandkids.
• Count ye not your likes before they hatch (into a trophy)

So next time you see Mr. Sunshine or some other unfortunate lamenting their lost cache of likes, for the love of god have some compassion. These are real imaginary people you are talking to, and they have real imaginary feelings. Just because you can't see their tears, it doesn't mean they're not streaming down their real imaginary faces.

Thankyou.

I just gave you 1 like back, hopefully others will do the same.

Dyna Ryda said:

I just gave you 1 like back, hopefully others will do the same.

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Thank you dyna, your 'like' is worth a hundred standard likes, because it came from your good self.

There, I liked ya

Wtf is a "like"?

2rollingstoned said:

There, I liked ya

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Well, this was meant to be a public service thread, but i'll take pity by the ladle-full.

Bless you for your likery.

Growan said:

Well, this was meant to be a public service thread, but i'll take pity by the ladle-full.

Bless you for your likery.

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It wasn't pity, a lot of folks don't realize this happens so I liked your public service announcement.

I should delete this thread......


Haha jokes

In on this like beg thread

here take my likes

Bublonichronic said:

Wtf is a "like"?

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It's like a smile feom a stranger, which is a beautiful thing.

I gave you some more likes but we all know its futile. That trophy shall ere elude you cuz you are a Paddy. Life isn't fair

Singlemalt said:

I gave you some more likes but we all know its futile. That trophy shall ere elude you cuz you are a Paddy. Life isn't fair

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For the love of all that is sacred! I'm not a Paddy! Do i start my posts 'top of the mornin' to ye'? Do is say 'bye, bye bybybybye' at the end of every phone call? Do i survive on a diet of cabbage, potatos and bacon?
Nay. I do not. I just love the fine irish people so much i have chosen to live amongst them. Those of them whomhavn't already left for canada, australia or america that is...

Most of us rank and file bear no ill will towards the Irish, just the admin of this forum is biased. But more important, Growan you are a fine example and speciman of the Irish. Be proud, be strong and embrace your Mickness

Aaaaaaarrrrgh!!!

Singlemalt said:

Most of us rank and file bear no ill will towards the Irish, just the admin of this forum is biased. But more important, Growan you are a fine example and speciman of the Irish. Be proud, be strong and embrace your Mickness

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I give up, so I do. Tis me ginger beard that be leading you, sure. Agh, tis not a bother. Jesus mother of mary, i'll be a Paddy for ye...

Shore an begorra. You'll see. You shall soon find contentment and bliss. Remember though, always remove the potatoes from your back pockets before sitting

Singlemalt said:

Shore an begorra. You'll see. You shall soon find contentment and bliss. Remember though, always remove the potatoes from your back pockets before sitting

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Agh, sure i feel altogether mighty now, so.

Singlemalt said:

Most of us rank and file bear no ill will towards the Irish, just the admin of this forum is biased. But more important, Growan you are a fine example and speciman of the Irish. Be proud, be strong and embrace your Mickness

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I just embraced my Micky, anybody got a tissue?

Jaysus. I must be irish. I just had to chase 4 cows out of my front garden with a mop....