Heehee, that is a good laugh. I haven't heard that one in over 10 years. That one goes way back to the 60's, and isn't it amazing that it still gets around.
OK, mr. pope, I assume that you're talking from experience. Is this a 16 penny nail, or just a brad? To go thru some of my stalks, you'll need a railroad spike. And can you actually see the THC running?