Newbie thread. Indoors growing for idiots.

[Zandesh]

I know i know, there has been created a tons like these threads and idiots like me keeps posting threads like thise *Virtually kick in the nuts to me* - Anyways!

So the thing is that I am interested in starting to grow my own shit, but I have got no knowledge on how-to at all. Many of the guides on the internet is kinda nonsense to me - So if someone could tell me in a simplified way that even a retarded and hard stoned 8 year old kid couldn't misunderstand the info.

Much appreaciated!
- Z

 

[dadio161]

there are many ways to grow so a HOW-TO for beginners is pointless . If you need directions as how to get started , there is a lot of info here on this site alone. You need to start reading so you will understand how you want to grow. That will also save you money by buying just what you need for YOUR grow. I found it very helpful for me when I first got started by using the search tool and looking at all the you-tube videos I could find. I needed to see how things work for me to understand. Good luck !

 

[Chiper136]

Im going to be starting my first grow hopefully this month. The biggest thing I have learnt is to not get confused with the complex information. A lot of people have a lot of very different opinions on 'the best' way to grow. For my first grow im using the KISS method. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID. I got auto flowering so I dont have to worry about the timing, CFLs so not to much of an issue with heat.

Dadio is right, the internet is a the biggest free information point for this kinda thing. If you were going to a buy a book I recommend 'Buds for less' it explains the basics with pictures from seed or harvest with out getting to technical. If you did run into a big issue, this forum would be the place to ask specific questions.

 

[Luger187]

nobody is going to teach u how to grow. u have to look online and read up for a while before u start. just like everyone else

make sure u read up on lighting, nutrients, cooling, airflow, different types of soils, and also how the plant itself works and grows. i might be leaving something out

good luck

 

[Zandesh]

Thanks for the replies so far
I will try to see if I could find anything in danish to help me out on the topics regarding lights and stuff like that.