Naming neo's New Helper

cannabineer · Apr 30, 2018

This is sIrius bidness, folks.

neo, the magnetic Scylla of semi-qualified labor, the Strange Attractor of the strangely repulsive employee, has a new one ... and a live one. For details, fuck it; I dunno. Maybe they'll appear below.

I begin with a poll and invite write-in nominations.

curious2garden · Apr 30, 2018

@mrsunshine

jerryb73 · May 1, 2018

curious2garden said:
@mrsunshine

Why would he name his helper that? Seems like to cool of a name for just anyone..

Singlemalt · May 1, 2018

Jethro

Roger A. Shrubber · May 1, 2018

i say call the fucker every name but his. see how long it takes to get to him....

but if i had to call him one name, i'd either pick Joel Isuzu, or Tommy Flanaigan....yeah....that's the ticket.....flanaigan....

GreatwhiteNorth · May 1, 2018

Carl Spackler

Roger A. Shrubber · May 1, 2018

i don't think Carl was a liar though, i really believe he caddied for the Dali Lama....so, he has that going for him

Hotwired · May 1, 2018

duckmanbear

GreatwhiteNorth · May 1, 2018

Roger A. Shrubber said:
i don't think Carl was a liar though, i really believe he caddied for the Dali Lama....so, he has that going for him

curious2garden · May 1, 2018

jerryb73 said:
Why would he name his helper that? Seems like to cool of a name for just anyone..

Nah I was calling for his input

jerryb73 · May 1, 2018

curious2garden said:
Nah I was calling for his input

I know

tangerinegreen555 · May 1, 2018

Singlemalt said:
Jethro

Beef Jerky ;-)

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Roger A. Shrubber · May 1, 2018

one of our group as kids was called "beef" all through school. a bunch of us were eating jerky one day, and Warren walked up. after a minute he asked if he could have some, so the kid whose house we were at got him a dog treat that looked like jerky. he ate it, asked for more.....and "beef" was born

curious2garden · May 1, 2018

jerryb73 said:
I know

Wow! I didn't I just made that up this morning. I was smoking some Lucky Charms and that shit still knocks me on my ass. I honestly have no clue why I called out for Mr Sunshine but you can never go wrong with more Sunshine in your life.

tangerinegreen555 said:
Beef Jerky .

Beef Supreme (Idiocracy reference in case no one else loves that movie as much as I do).

jerryb73 · May 1, 2018

curious2garden said:
Wow! I didn't I just made that up this morning. I was smoking some Lucky Charms and that shit still knocks me on my ass. I honestly have no clue why I called out for Mr Sunshine but you can never go wrong with more Sunshine in your life.

Beef Supreme (Idiocracy reference in case no one else loves that movie as much as I do).

Can’t go wrong with, lucky charms.. so I hear :weed:

neosapien · May 1, 2018

No real good stories today. He just talks nonstop and yells and murmurs stupid shit to himself all day. A lady was walking her dog and he says to himself "you better pick up that dog shit lady". But it's like 80f and the window was down and I'm pretty sure she heard him.

neosapien · May 1, 2018

Cool hand fluke.

Roger A. Shrubber · May 1, 2018

see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

Singlemalt · May 1, 2018

Roger A. Shrubber said:
see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

^^^^This. Neo, it's time to test his design specs, stress testing is called for

lokie · May 1, 2018

Roger A. Shrubber said:
see if you can get him to eat 50 boiled eggs. of course, you'd have to make him ride in the back of the truck

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

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