My Genius is finally paying off

So I started a business that has really been taking off and it's going so well i'm thinking of offering franchise opportunities

i hope this is true and not trolling post if so yay good for you ^_^

The club in grammas' basement you were talking about before?

kinetic said:

The club in grammas' basement you were talking about before?

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The club is cool but to bring in money to fund it I started a legitimate business, it's called lucky dogs and we do dog walking and total release dog massage, the massage after the walk is what sets us apart from other dog walking services and what makes the dogs so happy, they love it and so do the dog owners.

Total release, what if my dogs fixed and I just want him walked? What if he chases his tail and instead of the frontal release I want to opt for a more intrusive gland release so he sprays out his ass to alleviate his ailment so he stops chasing his tail. Is that a viable option?

That is genius
where did you learn dog massage? Do your clients ask for your qualifications?

beardo said:

The club is cool but to bring in money to fund it I started a legitimate business, it's called lucky dogs and we do dog walking and total release dog massage, the massage after the walk is what sets us apart from other dog walking services and what makes the dogs so happy, they love it and so do the dog owners.

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Red rocket! Red rocket!

You wack dogs off for a living ??

be careful. there may be laws against animal molesta...I mean massages.

He is not jacking it off its a total release massage.

Ahhhhh shit, that some funny shit right there...

poor sunni had her hopes up for you lol

when i read the op I had one eyebrow skeptically raised and you didn't disappoint

You people are sick, you make it sound so nasty. The dog love it and so do their owners it's nothing bad like you sick people are trying to make it into, the dogs are calm and relaxed after they come to see me and they are better behaved.

more power to you beardo, the world needs no more and no less than one of you

Good for you beardo, make it how you can I say...Cudo's I have one question though...do they have a cigarette after?

Please define "total release." Otherwise, it still sounds like jerking off dogs... and owners too. I'm just sayin..

I love my dog but I am not sure that I would pay ffor you to jerk him off... what do you charge for that?

Damn smart asses lol

beardo said:

You people are sick, you make it sound so nasty. The dog love it and so do their owners it's nothing bad like you sick people are trying to make it into, the dogs are calm and relaxed after they come to see me and they are better behaved.

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Be certain to be Hazmat compliant. Don't make the agencies <cough!> come to you. cn

iis your business called "Handy Dog Walker"