My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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My 14 year old cousin called up late last night and said exactly this "Well im still attracted to women and i dont wanna be gay but for some reason i fell like i am" So what does this mean...do i have a gay metal head cousin? Or do all teens go thro a fa...gay cycle? I thought if you dont wanna be gay then you automagickly arnt.?..?
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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Naw he isnt emom, emo, he is a anti commercialism metal head like me, and the rest of the family. But he says he doesnt wanna be gay, so doesnt that mean he isnt gay? ...I...hmm ugg fuck.
 
PussymOneyWeed

PussymOneyWeed

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[video=youtube;nw7IMYl5oU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7IMYl5oU8[/video]

^refer to above video.


Also if you poke him with a needle and instead of blood, Radioactive acid comes out... Then you've got a gay.
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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I cant watch videos cause slow ass dial up.... Radioactive pink acid, to be corrected. But really what do you guys think?
 
bajafox

bajafox

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some people are just gay, unfortunately for guys, there is no bi-sexual, you either take it or you give it, never both

Girls can be bi though :D
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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O jeez, oh well, mabey it is a thaught that came into his head when he was half asleep. I can always beat him till he is straight. Are the dudes from jackass fa..gays? I keep wanna say the other word..
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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See the thing with girls is that if they are gay then they act like lesbos but id they are bi then that makes them 100% better cause you get a nice happy threesome. Most girls are bi....i mean almost all of them.
 
PussymOneyWeed

PussymOneyWeed

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He probably said he doesnt wanna be gay cause he doesn't want everybody to start changing the way they act around him, or even hate him. Like ^^^ said he will figure it out just give it time. Just be prepared to have a pole smokin cousin.


And if he is gay dont just start hating him because of it, Cause im sure thats what he is afraid of.
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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Hmm yea oh well. I guess ur right. As long as i dont wake up with his dick on me i will be fine.
 
K

Kodank Moment

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Your born gay. It isn't a mental choice. That'd be ignorant to think so. He just is young and doesn't have anyone to be gay with. He is worried everyone he knows will shun and judge him...hence why he says he is bi so he will fit in. Just accept him dude. He has been gay the entire time you've known him since his first day out of the vag. You just didn't know. Now that you know...it doesn't make him different unless you let it.

My best friend is gay....he told me and explained it as i have to you.

Be a man and love your family no matter their choices. Sure he might fuck dudes...but he isn't trying or wanting to fuck YOU so why should it matter? It isn't like he makes you watch him and his gay friends. Lol.

I like you dude. Don't turn into an ignorant fuck because he's gay. Plus chicks LOVE gay dudes....specially hot ones. You could creep on his straight chick friends...he can put in a good word...tell em you got huge junk and shit.

If you help him out now he'll help you out when he is surrounded by poon he doesn't want.
 
BakedinBC

BakedinBC

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introduce him to some smokin hot ladies, lets see what we can do about this lol
otherwise, theyre right , it is what it is.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Kodank Moment said:
Your born gay. It isn't a mental choice. That'd be ignorant to think so. He just is young and doesn't have anyone to be gay with. He is worried everyone he knows will shun and judge him...hence why he says he is bi so he will fit in. Just accept him dude. He has been gay the entire time you've known him since his first day out of the vag. You just didn't know. Now that you know...it doesn't make him different unless you let it.

My best friend is gay....he told me and explained it as i have to you.

Be a man and love your family no matter their choices. Sure he might fuck dudes...but he isn't trying or wanting to fuck YOU so why should it matter? It isn't like he makes you watch him and his gay friends. Lol.

I like you dude. Don't turn into an ignorant fuck because he's gay. Plus chicks LOVE gay dudes....specially hot ones. You could creep on his straight chick friends...he can put in a good word...tell em you got huge junk and shit.

If you help him out now he'll help you out when he is surrounded by poon he doesn't want.
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Good advise, except the having your gay cousin tell people you have a big dick. That would raise all kinds of questions. :)
 
K

Kodank Moment

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Louis541 said:
Good advise, except the having your gay cousin tell people you have a big dick. That would raise all kinds of questions. :)
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He could have seen it in the shower at school or somethin....maybe he drilled a peep hole into his room WHO KNOWS! The gays are unpredictable lol....but ya I see your point.
 
poopoo1964

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If you really want to know for sure. Lick his dick and if it tastes like shit, He is gay... But, if you do or don't taste any shit... you are gay... lol... Andrew Dice Clay said it best. "He turned gay"???... What the fuck ? You wake up one morning and think to yourself holy shit that guy has a nice ass and go jackoff about it????
 
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