Medicare Part G - Oh the political irony!

MEDICARE PART G

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.

So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.

This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what?

Yep, everything is bigger in Texas.

Including stupidity!

I like Medicare part E
as in everyone. if you want to double my medicare contribution I'm ok with that as well

rollitup said:

Yep, everything is bigger in Texas.

Including stupidity!

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Where you been bro? You need to come here more often. These bitches be picking on me all the time. You need to have a brutha's back bro.

Edit. Oh yeah. Where do you get Viagara on the cheap? Like mail order or something. Someone hook me up with a source. Thanks.

Additionally, there are daily Aerobics sessions with all your friends multiple times a day to fit your busy schedule all provided in a state of the art secluded 100 million dollar facility.

Edit: I forgot to mention, secure transportation to-and-fro provided.

AND.....no need to file for Obamacare thru that awful $500,000 website boondoggle we taxpayers funded as Obama's buddies got the website deal!

rollitup said:

Yep, everything is bigger in Texas.

Including stupidity!

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Uncle Ben said:

AND.....no need to file for Obamacare thru that awful $500,000 website boondoggle we taxpayers funded as Obama's buddies got the website deal!

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Dude. Obama gonna be gone next year. Then what are you gonna enjoy hating on? I figure all prez's gotta get sick of it. I mean. You can't do anything right and most people are gonna had on you. So? Aside from getting filtjy stinking rich? Who would wanna be prez? The second Bush didn't really give a fuck. He had swag but I didn't support him. Just respected him for being a great poser. It's all good. Who really runs the country? I dunno.