magic lighters!!!

there u sit when its hits you,,, youve just smoked way to much pot. you got the munchies so bad it completely takes over every thought. you try to think of something to take your mind off it, but every add that comes on TV is for burger king or taco bell.
you remember that you have 1/2 a pizza hut pizza in the frig from lastnight. thats it,,, you can take no more,,, the munchies have won. you know now that your in the pre-munchie count down to cold pizza. its plain to see that its been far to long since you last bowl so, you pack 1 for the road.
finding your way to the bathroom is 1st on your list of things to do trying conserve on your trips. while regretting that 4th taco for lunch you smoke 1/2 a bowl of some of the most couch locking pot youve ever had.
next up you make your way to the kitchen and wonder what exactly you were thinking letting your X put all these damn candles everywhere. feeling very metrosexual you light a few candles, gather your pizza and beer, and make sure youve got everything youll be needing for a nice night of watching some TV. "empty bladder,check,,, bong, check,,,, pizza and beer, check." you do alil "im so smart grin", and head off back to the couch.
any1 know how i just found my lighter in the bathroom or where the remote went?

someone has been watching me threw my windows!!!lol....its a trip how same shit happens 2 us all.

RASCALONE said:

someone has been watching me threw my windows!!!lol....its a trip how same shit happens*** 2 us all.

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***over and over again

th3bigbad said:

***over and over again

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several times a day...

check the fridge for the remote. as for the lighter being in the bathroom, weren't you smoking a bowl in there regretting that 4th taco for lunch?

then what did i light the candles with?

That happens to me. Ill go to the bathroom and 20 min later i cant find my shit anywhere.Lol same thing with the remote. Sometimes they are right in front of me and i cant find them.

I have several lighters. I buy boxes of the cheap plastic ones and sell them to my mates. Rizla too usually, but i've run out of them to sell. It kills me to pay full price in a shop. I only really like to spend money, if it makes me money.

biggflintmi said:

That happens to me. Ill go to the bathroom and 20 min later i cant find my shit anywhere.

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... maybe because you flushed it?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I meant my lighter and cigs but yeah thats funny. LOL.

*******update********
gave up on finding the remote, ate cold pizza and missed X's cooking, watched the rest of superbad (great movie), found remote under pizza box lid, still confused about how my lighter got back to the bathroom

Smoked too much? Maybe I'm not quite clear on the subject. Is this possible? I went at least 5 years without smoking a hit back in the day. I had lost all connections and simply gave up on getting more. Now that I have been growing for the last 4 years or so- Party on Dude! I just harvested a couple of weeks or so ago. 4/4 Girls from seed. Yeah I am bragging.

Did anyone see my ½in. drive ratchet? I was just using it 30 seconds ago. ...Oh okay there it is! ...Now where did i put that 15mm socket? I just had it 10 seconds ago... Oh i see it!... Now what was i doing again?

hey, the remote is under the pizza box. your welcome.