Lame jokes that are hilarious

The most groan-worthy but yet somehow hilarious jokes I've come across.

- What do raspberries do when they play instruments ? They Have A Jam Session

- Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.

- Why couldn't the flower ride a bike? The pedals fell off! Hahahahahahahaha

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: I'll tell you later!

What is a cows favorite musical note?
a beef-flat..
Now that was a misteak




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Shit.. i'm so lame

Kanye is the Biggest Joke So Far, I can't Top his Lame Ass.

hahah OP you may like this video...there are 2 others with a similar theme by this dude but apparently I can only post one video per reply? LOL...his youtube channel is pretty good too lol

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Wanna here a dirty jok...... the pig fell in the mud the very first time I laughed for 20 minutes in prob 2nd grade

knock knock..
who's there?
the interrupting cow..
the interrupting co... moooo..

Why did the chicken cross the road.

Because road was the cross answer in the chickens crossword puzzle.

Why did children need an adult companion to see the pirate movie?



it was Rated Aaaarr

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

chewberto said:

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

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oh sheeeit, and here i thought it was penis..
thank you, i'll be here all week, t shirts and cd's are available at the door on the way out..

Are you a koala-bear? Cause eucilptis dick!
Homemade pick up line!

racerboy71 said:

oh sheeeit, and here i thought it was penis..
thank you, i'll be here all week, t shirts and cd's are available at the door on the way out..

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Don't make jokes out of my jokes!

chewberto said:

What's the longest word in a black mans dictionary? Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt!

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whats long black and smelly?


the unemployment line(i can say that,I'm unemployed)

my favorite from my kid years..

Yarrgh!


A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

How do your keep a new RIU user busy for more then 5 minutes?




















































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Killed my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit suprised.

What's green and smells of pork ? Kermit the frogs finger....

What's the definition of discusting ? Kissing ya grandma and she sticks her tongue in ....

What's the definition of painfull ? Sliding down a 40foot razor blade using ya balls as brakes then landing in a pool full of paint thinner ....

How do ya make a flying fox ? Hit it with a truck ...

clint308 said:

What's the definition of discusting ? Kissing ya grandma and she sticks her tongue in .... what's more disgusting this this? enjoying it..

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added to it..


How do you make a hormone?

add sand in your KY..


(sorry that was bad)