Is Anyone Else As Stupid As I Am?

amelia bedelia

amelia bedelia

Active Member
hi, i've been a member for a while and i don't know if i've ever posted anything before...but why not?

so this one time i was at a party. i was drunk and stoned to hell and back. all night long we were all smoking out of my tiny glass bowl - it was so cute! - and of course i hardly ever clean that shit out, so eventually it was getting hard to hit because it was so clogged. so i go in the kitchen and get a very sharp knife. i'm going to scrape my bowl! and then i think it's a good idea to tap the bottom of my hot glass bowl with a freakishly sharp knife point. yeah. i murdered my bowl! it shattered! i cracked up. hahahahahahaa. yeah i felt utterly retarded and we had to roll drunken blunts instead, but it was still pretty funny to me. i think when i get a new one it should be wood or something that i can't easily destroy.
 
VictorVIcious

VictorVIcious

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no. no one else has ever broken a bong.lol you are unique, your screen name is a nickname for some one I know fairly well. VV
 
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jerseystoner

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once i was really high and i had my glass piece in my hoodie pocket, so i started dancing (its the coolest thing to do, make up random dances while high) and my bowl fell out of my pocket and shattered, i was in utter disbelief


but seriously, playing with sharp objects while drunk and stoned? no ones as dumb as you
 
drex

drex

Active Member
dude i havent broken my bowl yet, however i always do hit it way to hard. its not as dumb as what my dad and his friends used to do back in the day. (bake out a car with a 3 foot water bong)
 
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olskool

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check this 1 out, my brother in law tends to hold the bowl and doze off. he has broken so many pipes it isnt even funny any more. he has a sleep problom which i understand,but to not put the pipe down knowing he has priors is just too much to bare.i will never let him borrow my pipe over night...NEVA.
 
jursch420

jursch420

Active Member
one time i was going to put a screen in my gfs ipe and the fucking bowl broke off the whole pipe broke in two with barely ny pressure
 
bowls4breakfast

bowls4breakfast

Member
The only time i have ever broken a piece was when i was smokin out of my roomates brand new bubbler he got like a week ago. It was a friday afternoon my roomate had a test and couldnt smoke until after. so a buddy and me borrowed his bubbler, we all interchange pieces and dont care if they get borrowed, So we smoke and were walkin up the driveway after and i reach into my pocket to pull out my keys and when i do i knock the bubbler out and it shatters. I seriously stood there in disbelief for like 5 min. I ended up buying my roomate a new piece, that he actaully liked better than his bubbler its a pretty sweet sherlock and on top of that i got him a fesh sack. He wasnt too dissapointed in the end.
 
Anonymiss1969

Anonymiss1969

Active Member
I've never broke a piece but my friend spent fuckin forever trying to covertly retrieve his bomb, named Professor Chaos, (EPIC AS FUCK) and after he got it back we were smokin out of the gas mask and he dropped it onto the bong. We were super relieved to see that it hadn't broke and we continued smoking. About 10 minutes later we noticed a huge wet spot around the bong so my friend lifted it up and the base stayed on the ground.

It broke clean off like someone cut through with a samurai sword and he now has an ash tray.
 
leeny

leeny

Active Member
oooh I've broken soooo many! the best was when I had my mini steamroller (chamelion glass) and I was in a parking lot drunk and holding it... I guesture a lot when I talk and I literally threw it half way across the lot and I still smoked out of it for minths, till it was confiscated by the po-po... darn fuzz!
 
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wildkard91

Guest
I broke my first ever bowl within 4 hours of getting it...they said it was unbreakable too, those lying bastards!
 
hayzeheven

hayzeheven

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i have only broken one bowl.. maybe two.. possibly 5..

but i've seen MY FRIENDS break MY bowls/bongs/bubblers... idk over 10 times now....

now i dont let anybody use anything.. my glass collection stays home
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Rule #1. Nothing but pre-rolled joints leave JohnnyO's house - ever.

Little harm done if lost.

Easy to dispose of if necessary.
 
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