Incredibly Angry

Just bought an ounce earlier and im sitting at home with no fucking lighter.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. its like a horrible nightmare. I dont want to drive all the way to the damn store. The closest 24 hour gas station is not very close at all. I would roll a joint and light it on the stove but all I have right now is my bowl!!!

sombody had the same problem yesterday and the advice everyone gave him was do some knive hits

you have never lit you joint off the stove or toaster i do it all the time when im without a lighter

I GOT A LIGHTER!!!!! I said in the post that I would light it on the stove but all I have is my bowl. I am blazed .

Make a gravity bong

You can always light a toothpick on the stove and use it as a cheap match but it works

I have a flat top stove. The burners are made of glass and there is no open flame there. You could still get enough heat holding a knife to the surface certainly.

I always buy lighters in pacs of three so I don't have a chance of striking out with none that work. I have had more problems with pipes that get plugged up- I need fresh screens! I use 91% iso alcohol to clean out my pipe. You know you're not a total drunk when you refuse to drink Isopropyl
alcohol! The stuff is deadly.

sorry man i was stoned i have a very short memory
hahaha

i've smoked a couple bowls before just from lighting paper off the stove and using that to light my bowl



what a bitch!

A nyphomaniac
A Alcoholic
A stoner

All die and are at the gates and being punished!

The nypho get put in a room with all the hottest porn stars he could want.

The alcoholic get put in a room with a never ending supply of booze.

The stoner, A room packed full of weed. All are told to stay in there for 100 years.

After 100 years
The nypho says, Thats enough sex to last me forever!!!!! Saved!

The alcoholic, same thing. Had enough will never drink agian!! saved!!

The stoner!






















crying.................says..............sheepishly...................Got A Light?